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All that, AND I forgot to add, I shot that idea of yours to tie a dead chicken around her neck and I got faces of horror. Priceless! I said it at the dinner table. Like this.
Son, sorry she chased after your chickens again.
Husband, we are going to have to do something about that dog.
Son, my boy is good.
Dad/Hubby, son, it is not your boy it is your girl.
Son, I know, I get confused.
Mom/me, someone I met on backyard chickens said way back when she was growing up her dad tied a dead chicken around their dogs neck for a week.
Son and dad/hubby, all eating stopped. Sounds of a Dropped fork hitting the plate. I think.
Hubby/dad, we are not tying a dead chicken to her neck!
The stares were priceless.
Son, sorry she chased after your chickens again.
Husband, we are going to have to do something about that dog.
Son, my boy is good.
Dad/Hubby, son, it is not your boy it is your girl.
Son, I know, I get confused.
Mom/me, someone I met on backyard chickens said way back when she was growing up her dad tied a dead chicken around their dogs neck for a week.
Son and dad/hubby, all eating stopped. Sounds of a Dropped fork hitting the plate. I think.
Hubby/dad, we are not tying a dead chicken to her neck!
The stares were priceless.
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