Vodka makes the meat tender?

[Oven Ready]

I thought you were supposed to massage the turkey

First we get him drunk then we give him a massage or the other way round ?

This turkey must be thinking all his Christmases have come early !

(maybe not such a good idiom

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[AlaskGirl]

Awww, someone else beat me to the "Vodka ALWAYS makes me tender" one...

 

[Vanderfelt]

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Um, they aren't brothers...... LOL!

 

[twentynine]

Watched that brother show once. Only once, wish I had my time back.

Just exactly how would vodka make a turkey tender?

You need less TV and more work.

 

[Thundrr-Chicken]

hell i love that show... i dvr it... i want that farm for myself... lol... i watched it when i got home last night and wondered about the vodka too lol...

 

[Tiffany]

Haha vodka makes me tender too. So I take it no one has tried it. Reading the post title I figured it would be for cooking the chickens in not feeding it to them lol. Silly me what was I thinking!

 

[EggsForIHOP]

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That's true, they aren't brothers!

Twnetynine: I get VERY little TV and a whole lotta work! all I have time for these days is little half hour snippets of stuff that doesn't require much thought prior to passing out. I guess that's why I like this one - if I fall asleep watching it the worst dreams I have are of drunken turkeys! (had to put a stop to the true crime stuff - that just led to some CREEPY nightmares!)

 

[mstricer]

I also LOVE that show it makes me laugh a lot. Well I have some blueberry Vodka and a very up tight feisty roo in line to be sent to the "Tree of Woe". Maybe I will try to relax him a little with a drinky drinky and let you know how it works.

 

[gryeyes]

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Um, they aren't brothers...... LOL!

I knew that... Brothers, Boys, whatever. I posted at 1 minute prior to midnight. *yawn* Stupid disconnect between fingers and brain.

*raising a Saturday afternoon shot of Blue Ice vodka*

 

[twentynine]

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That's true, they aren't brothers!

Twnetynine: I get VERY little TV and a whole lotta work! all I have time for these days is little half hour snippets of stuff that doesn't require much thought prior to passing out. I guess that's why I like this one - if I fall asleep watching it the worst dreams I have are of drunken turkeys! (had to put a stop to the true crime stuff - that just led to some CREEPY nightmares!)

Less TV More Work comment was "tongue in cheek", I guess my written word doesn't convey inflection very well.

If you like the program good for you, nothing wrong with that.

I don't think Vodka would make a turkey anything but drunk and sick. ------ hahahahahah!

Don't much care for the fake drama reality show stuff, give me a true crime, history channel, discovery channel, national geographic nekkid native stuff.