Vodka makes the meat tender?

[honeydoll]

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But what if your turkey is a mean drunk?

Just saying.

 

[PineappleMama]

You know if all I'd read about this show was this topic and this one review "an entertainingly absurd, voyeuristic treat" - Salon (found on their site)

I would be very concerned... just saying... 2 guys, lotsa animals and a bottle of vodka...

It'd be enough to make me not want to know...

 

[Oven Ready]

But what if your turkey is a mean drunk? Just saying

I never thought of that...
...You mean after a few shots he might be all like... 'Are you looking at me? Who said I smell fowl? Who called me an old bustard? The first person that cracks a gobble joke is in deep trouble!'

Good point - an agressive drunk turkey would be a formidable creature - perhaps one could respond 'Go pluck yourself' (and then run)​

 

[gryeyes]

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I never thought of that...
...You mean after a few shots he might be all like... 'Are you looking at me? Who said I smell fowl? Who called me an old bustard? The first person that cracks a gobble joke is in deep trouble!'

Good point - an agressive drunk turkey would be a formidable creature - perhaps one could respond 'Go pluck yourself' (and then run)

I just snorted some of my Blue Ice vodka up my nose, thankyouverymuch!

OW! *blinking*

 

[Thundrr-Chicken]

lol for the record... it was a female turkey... not the male lol... bout 8 pounds max i believe... they were worried it wasnt going to be enough to feed all their guests for thanksgiving... they only had one male from what i could see... and multiple females... so they culled a girl for dinner

 

[EggsForIHOP]

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That's true, they aren't brothers!

Twnetynine: I get VERY little TV and a whole lotta work! all I have time for these days is little half hour snippets of stuff that doesn't require much thought prior to passing out. I guess that's why I like this one - if I fall asleep watching it the worst dreams I have are of drunken turkeys! (had to put a stop to the true crime stuff - that just led to some CREEPY nightmares!)

Less TV More Work comment was "tongue in cheek", I guess my written word doesn't convey inflection very well.

If you like the program good for you, nothing wrong with that.

I don't think Vodka would make a turkey anything but drunk and sick. ------ hahahahahah!

Don't much care for the fake drama reality show stuff, give me a true crime, history channel, discovery channel, national geographic nekkid native stuff.

OH NO! I totally got what you were saying...I was just saying if I don't watch 'dumb stuff' before bed, I really have some creepy dreams (and I never make it past 30 mnuites when I lay down

)! I would Rather dream about the beekman goats - my mind is easily influenced like that when I am tired....when I am going to be up for a bit I watch all the other smarter stuff (IDK why, but the nekkid nat geo stuff is pretty cool

)....but a dream about drunken turkeys is SOOO much better than serial killers! Oh and food network....i work in the food stuff...so after you live hell's kitchen for a while, you especially don't wanta watch that when you get home! I was just saying....I guess I kinda do miss real t.v. stuff with intelligence behind it at times...

 

[justbugged]

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But what if your turkey is a mean drunk?

Just saying.

I hope then that you could run really fast, or else be well armed.

 

[Oven Ready]

but a dream about drunken turkeys is SOOO much better than serial killers

I don't know.....

Serial killers we can easily compartmentalize and accept that they are few and far between and if we don't fit the typical victim profile then we can sleep safely.

Drunken turkeys on the other hand, who knows what weird and probably less than wonderful things they might do if they were to go on the rampage, what sort of revenge would they enact on us - I for one would not be looking forward to hearing a drunken turkey say 'So you like stuffing, eh ?'

I think the govt. should act now and make it illegal for turkeys to buy liquor (or stuffing).​

 

[justbugged]

It would be better to just marinade the cook and leave the turkey ala natural.

 

[justbugged]

I vote for making it illegal for turkeys to buy liquor.