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[gointothebirdsfarm]

And the shoulders are square...which makes it even harder. Gulp...

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

It's a good thing I ain't having kids...

 

[Painted Calls]

I hope they would be! Once you got the shoulders and head out it would be a lot easier...double ouch...I guess that is why you have to dilate so much.

After the shoulders, they just sort of pop out real fast.

 

[EverythingDucks]

My brother just stuck his middle fingers up his nose while sticking his tongue out at me.
Lord help us

 

[Kiki]

Just the head? A newborn head? Where's the rest of the body?

The hard comes out first.
It hurts the worst.

 

[Painted Calls]

My brother just stuck his middle fingers up his nose while sticking his tongue out at me.
Lord help us

Is that some sort of new age curse?

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

After the shoulders, they just sort of pop out real fast.

That's what I was thinking...just slide out all slippery and (hopefully) screaming their head off.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I was butchered twice. I don't know that particular struggle.

Cesarean Sections?

 

[Painted Calls]

The hard comes out first.
It hurts the worst.

The shoulders tore my best friend pretty bad. So much blood.

 

[Kiki]

I was butchered twice. I don't know that particular struggle.

What a mess...the idiots told me not to push.

YEAH RIGHT!
You try not pushing when you feel the urge.