This has already been established, I am not a Virgo. Today is not my birthday. Check my profile page. There is no birthday listed. I do not actually exist and am nothing more than a figment of your imagination.Elk?!?!?
Oh shizzle! That's what I get for skimming. @R2elk , Happy, happy, happy birthday to you! I loved this one.
Seriously this is @sealer39 trying to cause trouble. It is not my birthday. When my birthday actually happens, no one will know. I don't do birthdays and have not for many decades.