Wanted: W words

[Kiki]

I just sat down and this dancing with the stars show is on.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Custom Made for this thread - Unicorn Flood Humor!

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OMG

 

[ShrekDawg]

I don't want to grow up.

then don’t!

 

[ShrekDawg]

When I grow up I am going to learn to fox trot.View attachment 2333979

Why wait!? Why not now!?

 

[Painted Calls]

then don’t!

Is that an offer to pay my bills for me? I'll need someone to do that if I'm not to grow up.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Is that an offer to pay my bills for me? I'll need someone to do that if I'm not to grow up.

can I move in?

 

[Painted Calls]

That would put a cramp in my pants optional style.

You'd turn green, say eww, and puke all the time.

 

[The Moonshiner]

That would put a cramp in my pants optional style.

You'd turn green, say eww, and puke all the time.

Can I still do pants optional when I come over if she moves in?

 

[Ursuline Chick]

That’s ok, I understand. Hurricane Valium makes ya kinda goofy.

Is that the name of the next hurricane, I think with the other 4 in the Atlantic, we may be on the letter V next.

 

[MROO]

Somewhere in the secret dimensions of your house, preying mantises/manti/whatever are building great towering marble monuments to the gods who gave the shining Palantíri to the Mantis people, thus launching the glorious O-Shiz Kingdom. (Named for the voices of the Seven Thunders who announced the gods' wondrous gift.)

If they are, then I'm paying my cats too much ... they ain't doin' their JOB!
But y'know, you may be onto something, there. The original jug o'marbles measured almost two gallons. I've got almost ONE gallon in the can at the moment. Somewhere in this old house, there are a LOT of marbles hiding!