Wanted: W words

[Sapphire Sebright]

Nobody is afraid of you. We know you forgot where you left your scalpel.

SHIZZLE.

 

[MROO]

It's funny how we spent literally decades being told coffee was so bad for us and now all of a sudden it's the latest in antioxidant panaceas.

It's been going on for decades. This was an actual magazine ad.

 

[Painted Calls]

I didn’t either

Nor I.

I can't stand looking at her. When she opens her mouth, it makes me want to ram sharp objects into my eardrums.

 

[MROO]

I never have any of these issues because I don't name anything.

My nephew and his fiance have a pair of pigs they're raising for the reception dinner. Their names are Entree and Appetizer.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Sally didn’t come near me but my brother in Mobile bay got rocked pretty good. No major damage thankfully. My mother in Pensacola is ok also. She’ll be leaving tomorrow to visit family until the power comes back on at her house.

Now, see, this is why I shouldn't read while scrolling quickly -- I misread "Sally" as "Saffy."
I'm comin'... I'm comin' for you!

 

[Kiki]

"Snickers" Uncle got Mom to go with him for a birthday dinner, while I decorated her car for tomorrow. She is gonna kill me. He he.

PICS?
What did you do to it?

 

[Kiki]

There is nothing cute about me. Kiki and a couple of others can confirm this.

He is very cute!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I know they make good sheep killers.

Yeah I’m sure!! Chickens too as well as small furry animals like cats and rodents too. And I’m sure my budgies. I’m sure if introduced correctly, they might be okay with the cat but others I’m sure they never would be cause they just have such a high prey drive that even with the best trained dog, it’s hard or impossible to override instinct. Sucks cause they’re beautiful, fun dogs

 

[Kiki]

Truck dog
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Are you ok now that you have picked them up?

 

[MROO]

You’ve probably heard this before, but here I go again, go carnivore!

MUST. HAVE. POPCORN.