WARNING! Avoid roosting chickens- see here why......rantish..........

[ranchhand]

From what I understand, chicken poop is a closely guarded beauty secret!

 

[sourland]

Happens to me all the time in my pigeon loft. Don't know about the beauty treatment (my wife calls me a Beauty!), but I know it doesn't make hair grow.

 

[SunnyDawn]

Quote:

 

[Ga.chickenman]

I done care who you are that's funny

 

[seismic wonder2]

Birdy, Birdy, in the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?
I don't worry, I won't cry...
I'm just glad that cows don't fly...

 

[Bantimna]

Quote:
Thank Goodness they don't fly, I thought I would get the bomb squad again