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When I run across a funny one I save and share it. Well at least the clean ones without cussing
I was raised that a h*ll or a da*m never hurt anyone
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Ok Everybody,
I have officially maxed out my Enumclaw limit on chickens.
I couldn't stop myself! They were soooooooo cute!
Today I got 2 Americaunas and one that lays brown speckled eggs.
Reminder: 2 weeks ago today I got 2 Wyandottes and one barred rock.
I am so seeing how crazy people get!
Obsessed.
B
 
Ok Everybody,
I have officially maxed out my Enumclaw limit on chickens.
I couldn't stop myself! They were soooooooo cute!
Today I got 2 Americaunas and one that lays brown speckled eggs.
Reminder: 2 weeks ago today I got 2 Wyandottes and one barred rock.
I am so seeing how crazy people get!
Obsessed.
B


Oh, just wait Bee. Just wait....
 
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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
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A guy walking through a parking lot sees a dog with glasses on. He walks over to its master and asks, "Hey, why is your dog wearing glasses?" The master says, "Because he lost his contacts."
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People were in their pews at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman, who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
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I need to subscibe to the otherwise "Soiled" joke of the day club........................
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Ok Everybody,
I have officially maxed out my Enumclaw limit on chickens.
I couldn't stop myself! They were soooooooo cute!
Today I got 2 Americaunas and one that lays brown speckled eggs.
Reminder: 2 weeks ago today I got 2 Wyandottes and one barred rock.
I am so seeing how crazy people get!
Obsessed.
B
Ummmmmm, just who is these Crazy people ???

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