Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[Chickielady]

He likes it much better than southern California

SoCal is so hot & full of such weirdos !
I bet he is so happy to be home !

 

[Chickielady]

Cooler temperatures mean less flies. That's the best part. I'm sick of the flies following me into the house.

All the flies here are trying so hard to get in...seems they are even stuck to the window screens to try & catch some warmth from the house

 

[Chickielady]

FUNNY !!!!


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[Chickielady]

Today's funny...and I have so many more cuz I have been MIA !!

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic and says, "It's running rough." So, the mechanic takes it in and returns a few minutes later. The blonde says, "Well, what's the problem?" The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." The blondes asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

[Chickielady]

Another few:

Two insects walk into a bar. The barman points to the smaller one and says to the larger one "Is that your little brother?" The larger insect says, "No, he's the lesser of two weevils."

Oh dear this one is something else !

A young man walked into an emergency room. The doctor said, "Wow, what happened to you? You are really busted up!" The young man said, "Well, I was in church and a woman was in front of me, and when she stood up, her dress was stuck between her 'cheeks,' so I really fast pulled it out. She beat the heck out of me!" "Well," says the doctor, "I hope you've learned your lesson!" "Doc," the young man said, "I will never do that again!" A week later, the same young man ended up in the ER again! The doctor approached him and said,"What in the heck happened to you?" The young man responded, "Doc, you are not going to believe it! I was sitting in church and the same lady was sitting in front of me. A nice young guy got into the pew next to me. That lady stood up and her dress was caught between her cheeks. The guy next to me yanked it out, so I just really quick tucked it back in!"

Now this is true, almost !

A woman makes a really stupid mistake and her husband says, "I just don't understand how you can be so beautiful and still be so dumb." She says, "It's very simple: God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me dumb so I would be attracted to you!"

HA HA HA OK this one's kinda funny too!!

This country fellow moves to Palm Beach and is looking for work, so he goes door to door and finally gets a job painting a millionaire's front porch."You will find all the paint and brushes you need in the garage," the millionaire tells him. About an hour later, the country bumpkin knocks on his door proclaiming, "Okay sir, she's all painted up, but that wasn't a porch — I think it was a Ferrari!"

oh dear, I better get back to work !

 

[pennyJo1960]

Today's funny...and I have so many more cuz I have been MIA !!

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic and says, "It's running rough." So, the mechanic takes it in and returns a few minutes later. The blonde says, "Well, what's the problem?" The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." The blondes asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Guffaw

 

[pennyJo1960]

My guess is the fair. But that doesn't catch everyone I am sure.

ah yes I guess we are not going from here hate the crowds there
so much

 

[pennyJo1960]

Another few:

Two insects walk into a bar. The barman points to the smaller one and says to the larger one "Is that your little brother?" The larger insect says, "No, he's the lesser of two weevils."

Oh dear this one is something else !

A young man walked into an emergency room. The doctor said, "Wow, what happened to you? You are really busted up!" The young man said, "Well, I was in church and a woman was in front of me, and when she stood up, her dress was stuck between her 'cheeks,' so I really fast pulled it out. She beat the heck out of me!" "Well," says the doctor, "I hope you've learned your lesson!" "Doc," the young man said, "I will never do that again!" A week later, the same young man ended up in the ER again! The doctor approached him and said,"What in the heck happened to you?" The young man responded, "Doc, you are not going to believe it! I was sitting in church and the same lady was sitting in front of me. A nice young guy got into the pew next to me. That lady stood up and her dress was caught between her cheeks. The guy next to me yanked it out, so I just really quick tucked it back in!"

Now this is true, almost !

A woman makes a really stupid mistake and her husband says, "I just don't understand how you can be so beautiful and still be so dumb." She says, "It's very simple: God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me dumb so I would be attracted to you!"

HA HA HA OK this one's kinda funny too!!

This country fellow moves to Palm Beach and is looking for work, so he goes door to door and finally gets a job painting a millionaire's front porch."You will find all the paint and brushes you need in the garage," the millionaire tells him. About an hour later, the country bumpkin knocks on his door proclaiming, "Okay sir, she's all painted up, but that wasn't a porch — I think it was a Ferrari!"

oh dear, I better get back to work !

glad your back around needed good giggle

 

[Hinotori]

Not sure exactly what caused the issue. I was having issues with unshelled pumpkin seeds, commercial bread, and most but not all starches. I actually gained weight over the three weeks because an empty stomach was to painful to deal with. And I went through a lot of Pepto. I was about to give up and book an appointment on this past Monday because the symptoms were mimicking a peptic ulcer. Friday was my worst day by far and Saturday I was nauseous and in pain. So other than the Pepto I had only milk and meat to eat that day since I know those don't cause me issues. Sunday I felt better and added in the veggies I know are safe and didn't need the Pepto. That is what I've been eating all week and I'm feeling fine now. Just ate a bit of french bread. We'll see how this goes tonight.

Let me know what you find out...I have been so busy with harvest canning, jamming, tomatoes, pear & apples now in so I am making canned pears & pear butter and apple butter & freezing sliced apples (for future apple pies) as fast as I can.....and I have been hit hard with the exhaustion club...so much so, that I sleep from 8 PM to 8 AM and nap from noon to at least 4 PM, I jusy woke up from a nap & want to go back to sleep !
I am strongly suspecting LUPUS.........:/

No pumpkin seeds with shell. Those have been a bit problematic before. Pretty much no commercial breads. Something in them gets me. Tortillas are fine. My favorite seaweed is bad as well. Same as canteloupe and onions. Problem plants I have to limit to a couple bites.

Think it was just to much of problem foods at once. Except the breads. Still can't eat those. Tried again.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Quote: No pumpkin seeds with shell. Those have been a bit problematic before. Pretty much no commercial breads. Something in them gets me. Tortillas are fine. My favorite seaweed is bad as well. Same as canteloupe and onions. Problem plants I have to limit to a couple bites.

Think it was just to much of problem foods at once. Except the breads. Still can't eat those. Tried again.
Do you have a bred maker? so you could make your own easier
often I use it to just mix it then take it myself the rest of the way