Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[Chickielady]

What did the Minnesotan say to the Pillsbury Doughboy? "Nice tan!"

Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So, what else would you like to be?" The first priest said, "I've always wanted to an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," said St. Peter, and off flies the priest. The second priest mulls this over for a minute and asks, "Will any of this week 'count?'" "No," said St. Peter. "there's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case, says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it," said St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks. "The first one should be easy — he's somewhere over the Rockies, but the second one could prove to be more difficult," St. Peter replies. "Why?" asks the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota."

I think I have 15 jokes saved up......brace yourselves !

 

[Hinotori]

Hen Chick ?

Just the recessive white chick. I won't be able to try and sex for another few weeks

 

[Chickielady]

Two hunters from Minnesota get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six. As they start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot tells them the plane can take only four of the moose. The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and lets them load all six. However, even with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and goes down a few moments after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreckage, one Minnesotan asks the other, "Any idea where we are?" The second replies, "Yah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed last year."

 

[Chickielady]

SICK !!!!

I stopped at a farm for directions and saw a huge three-legged pig walking around the yard. I said to the farmer, "That's quite a pig." He responded, "You don't khow the half of it — we had a fire and that pig broke down the door an dragged my kids, my wife, and me out of the house." "That's amazing," I said, "How did he lose the leg?" The farmer responded, "If you had a pig like that, would you eat him all at once?"

 

[Chickielady]

Just the recessive white chick. I won't be able to try and sex for another few weeks

no wing sexing with this breed ?
I'd wing sex it as a hen chick....she has all rows of feathers on her wings...............

But ya know I am a Bonehead with silkies !!

 

[Chickielady]

Same here. I only name the ones that I'm sure to be keeping long term. The meat rabbits all look the same anyways, so even if they were named, I couldn't tell which was which.

All of our breeders had their own cages, of course, you know how angry a rabbit doe can be if someone messes with her digs............I usually had at least 2 main Bucks, and they had cages with no nest boxes.......and we had at least 2 juvie male cages...so YES we knew who we were breeding and to whom.
And when, breeding dates were all noted and all of this was with registered rabbits.

Our does had their own cages with a generous outdoor area (they would have babies) and a big 18x18 nest box...double insulated & a locking lid on top................











Anyways.............we love the main breeding animals we have, and usually keep at least 6 does, and 3 bucks of breeding age.

 

[Chickielady]

HI chicken momma 16 !!

 

[junebuggena]

Breeding stock is named and are easy to tell apart. They get pretty spoiled.

Penny

Thumper

Flo.
Kits all pretty much look the same, either solid white or brown. Impossible to be sure of who is who. None get names.

 

[pennyJo1960]

What did the Minnesotan say to the Pillsbury Doughboy? "Nice tan!"

Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So, what else would you like to be?" The first priest said, "I've always wanted to an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," said St. Peter, and off flies the priest. The second priest mulls this over for a minute and asks, "Will any of this week 'count?'" "No," said St. Peter. "there's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case, says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it," said St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks. "The first one should be easy — he's somewhere over the Rockies, but the second one could prove to be more difficult," St. Peter replies. "Why?" asks the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota."

I think I have 15 jokes saved up......brace yourselves !

Just Gotcha

 

[Hinotori]

Just the recessive white chick. I won't be able to try and sex for another few weeks

no wing sexing with this breed ?
I'd   wing sex it as a hen chick....she has all rows of feathers on her wings...............

But ya know I am a Bonehead with silkies !!

No. Silkies aren't bred for wing sexing. All their wings look the same