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[Zgoatlady]

Oh I love today, Ive been out all day doing yard work. I bet I wont be able to move tomorrow. Found a home for one of my kids and I wish now I wouldnt have let him go to the person. Thought it was a good place but not surenow..

 

[TrystInn]

With three dogs, two cats, assorted foster/exchange kids, adults who ought to know better but don't and the occasional bossy RIR who has figured out the doggie door - we just gave up and bought a Craftsman Wet/Dry vacuum. Best purchase I ever made! I love that thing - it never wears out, never gets clogged, uses no bags and will suck up anything these idiots can track into my house.

Including dead rats. (don't ask)

 

[justbugged]

When I put the garbage out last night. I had to deal with 2 dead bodies.

They had been in the front yard for a couple of days. I was somewhat grossed out by things, but grateful that my darling little kitties can take out a fairly large rat. The little darlings were left at my house by their mother. She told them to stay, and left for somewhere more exciting. The twins are at least 16 to 18lbs of mussel. The mole was as big as the rat. it had been in the sun a little longer, without any major punctures.

So this is how I spend the my time away from the computer.

Then I think that it could have been worse, I could have found the beasties alive in the feed.

I would have been like

for sure.

You RIR find it's way in through the dog door is hilarious.

It is rather entertaining to chatting on the phone with DH, and find yourself saying I need to get rid of the bodies.

He doesn't even flinch anymore.

It sounds like something I would see on CSI. I just hid the bodies in the dog poop poop. As long as it's double bagged it's good to go.

 

[Jessica Rabbit]

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[4cats3kids1hubby2many]

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Okay, I won't ask...but hmmmmm....crazy thinking going on in this small brain of mine.

Sounds like your house is as crazy as mine and "Justbugged". Really, how does all this dirt come in....I have a sidewalk, lawn, etc.....but the dirt and large sticks, leaves, feathers, poop, snakes, rocks....you name it, it comes into the house.

 

[Chickielady]

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[Chickielady]

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You are all so funny today with the dead bodies dirt and poop !

 

[Chickielady]

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Good to hear from you and see you are doing well !

 

[justbugged]

I read the thread, and I was rolling on the floor laughing. You are just what I needed to end this week. I have missed you Illia I am happy you feel up to coming back. We need you. After all I can't keep up this entrainment schedule all the time.

I was locked out of a different thread tonight. I feel like I had my apple popped. If I have permission to send a my PM, in the AM I will feel much better. (I will only send text via PM or text) I do have times that I need to ask permission. There are times when I am typing while intoxicated, ( there are those days) and those other days when it is just the pain. And then I get myself in trouble. (Sober and cranky is never good) I let the other person (gal in Montana) win last night, and now the gal from Montana hates me.

Oh well it is not the first time someone has hated me. I am trying to be nicer these days. Maybe that is what I am supposed to learn while I am on this earth. I need to learn how not to upset the cherry cart.

Oh wait! I am learning how to be much nicer in this life. Don't you think that ADD might be at play sometimes. If not it's convenient or hopefully entertaining, ortherwise tell me to stop. I can take constructive criticism. I do seem to irk people off just by being in the room. Uff da I will work harder on this issue.


Dear God: I am young and I am trying to learn. Please forgive my stupidity. I plead that I am young and am still only beginning to understand my journey. PS I love you.

 

[4cats3kids1hubby2many]

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