You know what's funny? I just looked at the gate into the orchard and realized I didn't follow my own advice- or rather, couldn't change the hinges once it was installed: there's a 60p sinker above the top hinge to keep it from being lifted. I had a whole lot of gates installed wrong by the same people who also:
1. Put in a mile of pasture fence with the little holes up.
2. Set fence corner posts and gate posts in cement, sloping the top inward so that the water stayed and they all rotted off at cement level.
3. Enclosed my back porch with greenhouse panels that drain onto the porch floor.
4. Insisted on giving me "picturesque" front porch steps which varied between nine and a half and eleven and a half inches, which had to be replaced with standard 6" risers before my husband could be released to come home after back surgery.
5. Took it upon himself to burn about 200 strips of cedar that I'd split ongrain to make plant labels with, and was just throwing a perfectly good for farm use half-sheet of plywood on the fire when I came down and fired his crazy butt, leaving behind a jumble of old barbed wire and improperly stacked fenceposts which is what I meant when I sent him down the hill to clean up.
6. Stripped most of the trim off of the SW corner of my house in preparation to replacing it with a "more picturesque sort-of-Victorian only Japanese" and more weatherproof design, and then promptly moved to Rhode Island.
The two of them left me with a determination never to hire anyone who wasn't related by blood or at least two generations of friendship.