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Hopefully you are keeping yourselves and your flock cool enough? That is a temp I don't like to see. We don't get above 100 very often around here.

Our Heat index will be 110*+.

Do Washingtonians deal with Heat Indexes?

We stay pretty much inside. I can't get the birds to lay next to the frozen 2 liter bottles so I have been putting a frozen 2 liter bottle in their waterier. I use a 5 gallon bucket with nipples on the bottom.

Mostly we deal with a looming sense of disaster and wet shoes.

And slugs, my goodness gracious gosh golleroony.

I've been dealing with cattle all morning- they started making a racket about five minutes after my alarm went off. The biggest difference between cattle and chickens is that while with chickens you worry about what's doing damage to them, with cattle it's primarily a matter of what they're doing damage to. They weren't out; I made it outside barefoot and in my nightgown and bifocals to assure myself of that but from that point on I had to go through my launch sequence (BG test was too low to get dressed and go outside) while listening to the dimbulbs. And it was a matter of cows being stupid: the biggest and stupidest had gotten herself locked in the corral with four other cow's calves, so that ten head altogether were doing the late-for-breakfast call at the top of their lungs. A best case scenario, in other words, except for the fact that I'm too darn tired to see straight and have not, in fact, done anything useful yet.

I wish the heck we could move the corral to some part of the place where I could see it from the house; it's at the lowest point on the property, and even if I didn't have a pine-tree noise break between me and the road I wouldn't be able to see it without walking a ways, but as it is I have to go most of the way down the driveway to get any idea of what's going on. Of course the whole place is more or less like that: for somewhere that looks flat and treeless, there are hollows in every quarter where the whole herd and lie down and disappear.

Now add to that 60F, raining, and shoulder-high grass that's acting like a giant sponge, and you have my morning.
 
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Our Heat index will be 110*+.

Do Washingtonians deal with Heat Indexes?

We stay pretty much inside. I can't get the birds to lay next to the frozen 2 liter bottles so I have been putting a frozen 2 liter bottle in their waterier. I use a 5 gallon bucket with nipples on the bottom.

Mostly we deal with a looming sense of disaster and wet shoes.

And slugs, my goodness gracious gosh golleroony.

I've been dealing with cattle all morning- they started making a racket about five minutes after my alarm went off. The biggest difference between cattle and chickens is that while with chickens you worry about what's doing damage to them, with cattle it's primarily a matter of what they're doing damage to. They weren't out; I made it outside barefoot and in my nightgown and bifocals to assure myself of that but from that point on I had to go through my launch sequence (BG test was too low to get dressed and go outside) while listening to the dimbulbs. And it was a matter of cows being stupid: the biggest and stupidest had gotten herself locked in the corral with four other cow's calves, so that ten head altogether were doing the late-for-breakfast call at the top of their lungs. A best case scenario, in other words, except for the fact that I'm too darn tired to see straight and have not, in fact, done anything useful yet.

I wish the heck we could move the corral to some part of the place where I could see it from the house; it's at the lowest point on the property, and even if I didn't have a pine-tree noise break between me and the road I wouldn't be able to see it without walking a ways, but as it is I have to go most of the way down the driveway to get any idea of what's going on. Of course the whole place is more or less like that: for somewhere that looks flat and treeless, there are hollows in every quarter where the whole herd and lie down and disappear.

Now add to that 60F, raining, and shoulder-high grass that's acting like a giant sponge, and you have my morning.

My, but we are being a little bit dramatic this morning.
 
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Mostly we deal with a looming sense of disaster and wet shoes.

And slugs, my goodness gracious gosh golleroony.

I've been dealing with cattle all morning- they started making a racket about five minutes after my alarm went off. The biggest difference between cattle and chickens is that while with chickens you worry about what's doing damage to them, with cattle it's primarily a matter of what they're doing damage to. They weren't out; I made it outside barefoot and in my nightgown and bifocals to assure myself of that but from that point on I had to go through my launch sequence (BG test was too low to get dressed and go outside) while listening to the dimbulbs. And it was a matter of cows being stupid: the biggest and stupidest had gotten herself locked in the corral with four other cow's calves, so that ten head altogether were doing the late-for-breakfast call at the top of their lungs. A best case scenario, in other words, except for the fact that I'm too darn tired to see straight and have not, in fact, done anything useful yet.

I wish the heck we could move the corral to some part of the place where I could see it from the house; it's at the lowest point on the property, and even if I didn't have a pine-tree noise break between me and the road I wouldn't be able to see it without walking a ways, but as it is I have to go most of the way down the driveway to get any idea of what's going on. Of course the whole place is more or less like that: for somewhere that looks flat and treeless, there are hollows in every quarter where the whole herd and lie down and disappear.

Now add to that 60F, raining, and shoulder-high grass that's acting like a giant sponge, and you have my morning.

My, but we are being a little bit dramatic this morning.

Hah. Like you were the one with thirty-odd cows being Schrodinger's disaster.
 
lol~ I just went out and fed and watered in bare feet and capri's. Bare feets can be hosed off and dry faster than soggy tennis shoes.. heeheeee!
 
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Yeah, but between the facts that I grow roses that have thorns like shark teeth, and that my ancestors only started hauling broken canning jars to the dump in about 1947, this is no place for bare feet. (And that's not even considering random pieces of farm machinery that surface from the sand every now and again: you think Lego pieces are hell to step on, you should try a harrow tooth.

(I will be cranky today: it's the third in a row when my intention to sleep until nine was overruled by reality, and I am sincerely displeased).
 
WOW I can't even begin to imagine sleeping until 9. I normally have about half a day in by then.
Today I might be willing to trade bee stings for beefsteaks on the hoof!! At least ear plugs or lead injections would silence them bellering cows !!!
 
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Yeah, but between the facts that I grow roses that have thorns like shark teeth, and that my ancestors only started hauling broken canning jars to the dump in about 1947, this is no place for bare feet. (And that's not even considering random pieces of farm machinery that surface from the sand every now and again: you think Lego pieces are hell to step on, you should try a harrow tooth.

(I will be cranky today: it's the third in a row when my intention to sleep until nine was overruled by reality, and I am sincerely displeased).

oh.. I didn't mean that you should go out on your own place bare feets.. I just was laughing at myself.. I am so tired of the wet weather myself I have to find something to chuckle at. I guess it's nice that it is WARM enough to go bare feets, unlike winter time.

Sorry you are having a crabbilicious day. Hope you can sneak in an afternoon nap maybe. Sometimes ya just gotta let the crab hang out, though, and get rid of it. Chin up friend.
 
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Left to myself, I sleep from 9pm until 5am, and rejoice in it: I haven't been left to myself for a couple decades, and currently live with two people who don't go to work until 10pm.

Of course we never rose early in summer, anyway, because it usually takes until 10 for the dew to dry off the hay, and then we work until either dark or we're done with nighttime chores. The latter comes after dark as often in summer as winter, but at least in winter it's not 11pm when we're done.

Cows are like newborns: what shuts them up fastest and with greatest benefit to everyone is giving them what they want before they start making noise.
 
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Yeah, but between the facts that I grow roses that have thorns like shark teeth, and that my ancestors only started hauling broken canning jars to the dump in about 1947, this is no place for bare feet. (And that's not even considering random pieces of farm machinery that surface from the sand every now and again: you think Lego pieces are hell to step on, you should try a harrow tooth.

(I will be cranky today: it's the third in a row when my intention to sleep until nine was overruled by reality, and I am sincerely displeased).

oh.. I didn't mean that you should go out on your own place bare feets.. I just was laughing at myself.. I am so tired of the wet weather myself I have to find something to chuckle at. I guess it's nice that it is WARM enough to go bare feets, unlike winter time.

Sorry you are having a crabbilicious day. Hope you can sneak in an afternoon nap maybe. Sometimes ya just gotta let the crab hang out, though, and get rid of it. Chin up friend.

I'm sensitive on the barefoot matter because if I could go barefoot I wouldn't be looking at replacing my Ariat barn shoes; I was saving my quarters to buy another lamb, but at this point the shoes are reaching emergency status. Summer rain is wetter than winter rain, somehow, probably because in winter I'm not up to my waist in wet grass.
 
Getting me up before nine pretty much takes extraordinary circumstances.

Ginger laid here first egg in a couple of months today. It's about time.
 
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