#1 Older Than Dirt
#2 Love Poodles
#3 Look Like a Poodle (women only)
#4 Own a Bedazzler
#5 Have Horrible Fashion sense
#6 Own and Know how to wear a girdle
Ahhh too funny! Yet all true...
I mean, the fashion IS distracting from the dogs! You'd think these people could have better stylists, they're on national television for crying out loud! The dogs are groomed better than they are! ...or the same, as it happens in this circumstance!