Weird neighbors..

[bailey'smama]

I recently moved and my new neighbor had a GIANT spray painted sign pointed directly towards my house that said "CAUTION - Drive slowly - Keep down dust". Eventually, he told me that the sign was intended for the people who used to live in the house, but he kept it up b/c he liked to pee outside and didn't want me to get an eyeful.

 

[StrayMagnet]

lol, to funny,, If a neighbor said that to my mom, She wouldn't be afraid to say "seen one seen them all" LOL!!


Makes me glad I have hardly any neighbors

 

[BigSkyChickens]

This is the funniest thread! Makes me very grateful for my current neighbors.

At our old apartment, I thought for sure the upstairs neighbors were making meth.....and they were SO not! Turns out, they were just extremely private people. I think the LESS we know about our neighbors, the more it seems like they are WEIRD.

Now WE are the weird neighbors with the victory gardens out front, and chicken-shanty-town in the back yard.

 

[Sword]

If I had neighbors (and I probably will once I stop living in my moms basement like a loser) I'd be the weird one. I have chickens who live in a ugly fort knox coop and a large untidy garden. When I have my own place, I'll also have goats and perhaps two horses. I roam around the property at night (no reason why, I just like to). When I'm out during the day, 7 barn cats follow me around Pied Piper style. I practice martial arts in the yard, including hitting a homemade wooden target with a large rattan sword, or putting nicks in tree leaves with a fencing sabre (harder than it sounds. I don't practice that nearly enough). I'm not very outgoing, so I don't approach neighbors unless they obviously need help with something. If a neighbor wants to talk to me, I'm friendly, but I have a weird voice so I don't talk much.