Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[ChickenAlgebra]

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And that is exactly why Em won't be eating at this event.

I take it you will feed your portion of the sausage to the nearest turkeys?

 

[gaited horse]

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You will miss the fun. We'll ship you some food.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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And that is exactly why Em won't be eating at this event.

I take it you will feed your portion of the sausage to the nearest turkeys?

Wait...there's gonna be turkeys there too?!?!?!


RSVP...Sorry Gritty, Em can't attend either. I'm gonna be doing whatever Imp is doing AND having my teeth pulled. Just split my share up between SirBird and MFB.

 

[gritsar]

I'm starting to think I don't have a single friend who has a thread of sanity left. Sad.

 

[MamaRoo]

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What would be the point of that?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I have lots of thread! What color is sanity?

 

[gritsar]

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I have lots of thread! What color is sanity?

The purple one! No wait, maybe it was the red one. Can I get back to you? The coffee is taking an awful long time to work its magic today.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I have lots of thread! What color is sanity?

The purple one! No wait, maybe it was the red one. Can I get back to you? The coffee is taking an awful long time to work its magic today.

It's the lime green one. I think.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

If we figure it out, maybe we can make ourselves sanity sweaters!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I take it you will feed your portion of the sausage to the nearest turkeys?

Wait...there's gonna be turkeys there too?!?!?!


RSVP...Sorry Gritty, Em can't attend either. I'm gonna be doing whatever Imp is doing AND having my teeth pulled. Just split my share up between SirBird and MFB.

But Em, if you feed the sausage to the turkeys, either they will love you and make their relatives and co-horts not come near you ever again OR it'll kill them off, which will in turn terrify the relatives and co-horts making them run far, far, FAR away from you.