Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[OwlLover]

Oh yeah!

So do you think that a baby quail could overthrow a turkey? I saw Button knock Kiki over...

 

[redhen]

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I'd eat that sausage before okra anyday...

 

[redhen]

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Yeah, the kind that tie in the back....

I'll take mine in Yellow, please..

 

[redhen]

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OH so true...

 

[deerman]

you know eating the expand sausage........will make your waist EXPAND.........well guess thats any sauage.

Now the moonshine may stop it .......so lets eat it with the shine as a chaser

 

[redhen]

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Moonshine will kill any cooties living in that thing...

Plus, you'll be so sloshed that you wont care if your barfing...

 

[Wynette]

um......let's steer away from talk about 'shine.....

 

[deerman]

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ok then gin it will be......

 

[redhen]

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Yes, Ma'am..

 

[justbugged]

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He's a double agent! He's not really nice, he's just sending information back to the enemy. Eat him quick!



And don't tell him I said that.

I've rocked him the same as my kids. He walks on a leash. He's just a big puppy in a turkey suit. WUV my baby turkey wurkey.

Plus, if we eat him now, he's going to be all nasty and tough.

The reason he will NEVER been served on a dinner plate and when he gets too old to go on, he will make a trip to the vet same as the dogs - Grant was 18 months old and was about 3 feet from stepping on a 7 foot rattlesnake. Mr Turkey RAN over, bowled the baby over and killed that snake. DH ran out when Grant shrieked and was ready to kill Mr Turkey then and there when he saw what Mr Turkey had in his beak.

Mr Turkey is NOT dinner. Never, ever, ever.

While I think that Mr. Turkey is exceptional, and heroic Turkey. I still know that chickens and turkeys are all known liars. They will tell you anything to get their way, and something to eat. Turkeys and chickens lie more often than cats do.

I'm thinking that Em must be exceptionally delicious looking. So if the turkeys say that it doesn't want to her, then she should be even more scared.

Em, You just keep on watching out for the attack turkeys. I know that they can get you, and we wouldn't ever find your body.

I just trying to help with the enabling.

So if the sausage was cooked really well done could the turkey still eat it without harm?


Dear Lord that was a disgusting question.