Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[ChickenAlgebra]

Mr Turkey may be a lying turkey, but he's still my widdle baby lurkey turkey wurkey. But that's ok, he's too old and slow, he couldn't catch Em even if he wanted to. He happily pecks at the bugs and sits around a lot. He's a 73 pound turkey these days. He's also not really a bronze anymore, he's gotten white in his head and tail, never knew that'd happen.

 

[redhen]

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73 lbs!! Man...

 

[sourland]

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He must visit Em!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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RUN WOMAN RUN!







The words that went through my mind when I read that cannot be said on BYC.

 

[OvertheHenHouse]

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He's a double agent! He's not really nice, he's just sending information back to the enemy. Eat him quick!



And don't tell him I said that.

I've rocked him the same as my kids. He walks on a leash. He's just a big puppy in a turkey suit. WUV my baby turkey wurkey.

Plus, if we eat him now, he's going to be all nasty and tough.

The reason he will NEVER been served on a dinner plate and when he gets too old to go on, he will make a trip to the vet same as the dogs - Grant was 18 months old and was about 3 feet from stepping on a 7 foot rattlesnake. Mr Turkey RAN over, bowled the baby over and killed that snake. DH ran out when Grant shrieked and was ready to kill Mr Turkey then and there when he saw what Mr Turkey had in his beak.

Mr Turkey is NOT dinner. Never, ever, ever.

Great story, great turkey. Glad to hear he's going to enjoy his golden years...

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

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You people are so deprived.

 

[Achickenwrangler#1]

Has it blown up yet?
Maybe little aliens will come out of it...

 

[OvertheHenHouse]

Achickenwrangler#1 :

Has it blown up yet?
Maybe little aliens will come out of it...

Dang - great question! I forgot for a moment why we were all here

And I'd love to see a photo of a 73 lb turkey - sorry, Em...​

 

[gritsar]

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You people are so deprived. http://www.pic4ever.com/images/4fvgdaq_th.gif

Okay, Kat's a bit slow tonight. I read that as "You people are so depraved" and I was going to wholeheartedly agree.

 

[gritsar]

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Dang - great question! I forgot for a moment why we were all here

And I'd love to see a photo of a 73 lb turkey - sorry, Em...

Nope, hasn't blown up. It's just sitting there, quietly. More than likely waiting for Em to come for a visit so it can suck the life out of her in her sleep.