Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[deerman]

Em come on up....i can alway need help......even got 2 tanks i need to set up ,or 3 not big for you , 40, 55, 70 gal.

Oh i make the worlds best fudge............and great at eating CORNBREAD

 

[EmtheFishLady]

HAH Gritty! See all those offers? See? I'm wanted.

I'm completely OCD, therefore I clean very well. I normally employ a maid...but I clean before and after her visits.

Many of my family and friends tease me about being just like Monk.

Personally, I don't see anything WRONG with Monk.

 

[gritsar]

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In my former life I had a maid. I cleaned like a madwoman before she arrived too.

And I'm sorry, but I make the world's best fudge, according to one sheriff's office, a police dept. and a couple of state troopers.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

Soooooo... perhaps you should bring some of that fudge when you come over to clean my house. 'Kay?


I had a lady who cleaned for me until I lost my job. The new job doesn't pay enough for me to afford her. She was my most favorite person in the whole entire world and I miss her more than anything.

 

[gritsar]

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'k, got it...bleach cleaner, toothbrushes and fudge...peanut butter, chocolate or peanut butter/chocolate?

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

I'm a straight chocolate kind of girl. The dogs are the only ones that eat peanut butter around here.

 

[Imp]

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Can you meet my wife's cleaning standards? Her sister can't do it. I can't even come close. Her own mother can't clean well enough to meet her standards. What are your cleaning qualifications? I'm talking house cleaning, not chicken or turkey cleaning. My abilities for that are good enough.

I do have a turkey, btw.

Your wife and I have something in common. All I get is pretenders, people that pretend they can clean my house as well as I can. So far I haven't found one that really can. Heck, my stepdaughter can't even stack clean dishes in the dishrack correctly...glassware first, then the silverware, then the plates.....

Oh Gritty,

You're one of those!

Imp

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Gritty I want some fudge!!!

 

[pbjmaker]

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'k, got it...bleach cleaner, toothbrushes and fudge...peanut butter, chocolate or peanut butter/chocolate?

I'll take some peanut butter if you want to stop by and clean my house on the way to clean Citygirls. I live for peanut butter fudge especially my moms. But I am more than willing to taste test other people's recipies.

Heck I'll be nice and save you some gas - you can just mail me some

 

[gritsar]

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Your wife and I have something in common. All I get is pretenders, people that pretend they can clean my house as well as I can. So far I haven't found one that really can. Heck, my stepdaughter can't even stack clean dishes in the dishrack correctly...glassware first, then the silverware, then the plates.....

Oh Gritty,

You're one of those!

Imp

Yes I'm one of those! They make dishracks in a certain configuration for a reason dagnabbit.

P.S. Last time she was up here it took her half an hour (no exaggeration!) to make the GS a simple grilled cheese sandwich! Made a mess doing it too.

I restrained myself but it was hard.