Weirdest Chicken Names!!!!

[tshowell]

We have Two Stroke BO Roo(sounded like a two stroke engine when we first brought him home)

Nosy - first to check everything out Red Sex Link Hen

Crash BO Hen(can't land worth a plug nickel)

Buttercup BO Hen

And 2 waiting for names LOL

 

[plymouthrockFarm123]

i have no pics but we call all of our broiler chicks "blobs" cuz all they do is lay around and weight alot

 

[The Squawk Box Fresh Eggs]

i have a few "wierd" names...(i cant post any pics bec we have dial-up here and have no idea how to make pics into 15Kb or less

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Dummkopf--- (german for "dummy") one of my red shaver hens who cant ever find the door of the coop (but is also my BEST layer)

Chickinzie---my Production Red pullet who constantly walks beside me wanting milo. she comes to that name only.: cool:

Whitey--my big old red shaver cock

Dummerd---whitey's "son" who looks exactly like him but even MORE dumb.

Hillary---my Buff orp. hen who, well, squawks allot.

Bald-knob---Whitey's other "son" who is, well, BALD! (hes got a comb, just no feathers)

 

[Justino]

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ROFLMAO I LOVE IT!!! "Blobs"....

 

[ILoveJoe]

At your request Justino.

Meet my EE now in it's 9th week. This bird was under all the other chicks when I got them home and I thought it was going to die, it's head lolled around and it's eyes were closed. I set it aside and watered the other 20 and when I came back to this one it had perked up. Since then it has gotten itself stuck in the feeder and various other minor mishaps that made me think it had brain damage from lack of oxygen on the ride home. After it got stuck in the feeder I started calling it a Douche Bag and the name stuck. Hubby and I think it is beautiful.

I am referring to Douchers as an 'it' because it's gender is in question. Some forum members think roo, some pullet.. I am "pulling" for pullet.

In front on Day Two:

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[BoJak]

A farmer I knew had a bantam splash rooster he said was a total pest and asked did I want him. I said yes and took him home. I named him Adolf Chickler, but he turned out to be a total sweetheart. We used to watch TV together. He liked the bottoms of his feet rubbed and would fall asleep on his back while I rubbed his feet. After a while his mouth would sag open and he looked dead. He was a very talented sleeper. He rarely crowed though.

The same farmer who gave me Adolf also gave me a pair of Black Rosetop roosters. I named one Jack Black and the other Orlando Boom.

 

[obe10]

cassinova

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

I already posted on this thread, but I have since aquired new chickens with strange names.

Bantam Rock, Korey Cooper. I named her after my favorite band's back-up vocalist/keyboardist/electric guitarist.

Bantam Rock, John Cooper. I named him after my favorite band's lead vocalist/electric guitarist.

Bantam Cochins, Your Mom and Pot Pie. I named Your Mom this because he was nameless and I have always wanted to name a chicken that name.

Pot Pie dressed up as a chicken pot pie for a pet costume contest at the 4-H fair.

 

[geebs]

I have Friend.. Friend 2 and Mr. Friendly... Friend's friend. Okay so I suppose that was a little redundant... Then there is Satan and Lucifer... amply named little black hens.

Pom Pom head... (houdan... go figure)
Blue Jeans, Wrangler, Carhart, Levi, Bloomers (I was in a pants faze)

Beverly hill Billy aka Billy (Bev Davis bird)

Now if we were talking about Dogs or Cats... Well

Dog: Full name nonsense..... or Wiggles.

Cat: Full name Mutantinterstellularcommandokittywithalefthindlegdefect..or Mutey for short

 

[Eggs4Sale]

We had a mutt rooster who never grew well, and should have been culled. He was named Peabody.