Weirdness Contest GO!

[Pinkaboo]

Doll! Its mr parlarchin a ventriloquist dummy from the 70s

 

[Pinkaboo]

Well done silver bantam
Its an amazing dog just love the muppets too

 

[MacaroniandChiz]

PERP!!!
I WILL HAVE YO HEAD IN A MEENUT MEETCH!!!!!!

BUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUA DE KING OF DA POTATO PEOPLEHAZ TRACKED CHU DOWN AND WEELL BE SENDING ME DOWN DERE IN A BEET WIF A BUZZ SAW, SUM DUCK TAP AND A FABULOUS PINK DRESS FOR ME TO WEAR~!!!!

HAHAHAHEHUAHUHUAHEUHAUHEA I'M GUNA BE SHO FABIO IN DAT DRESS IT NAT EVUN PHUNNY!!!!

BING IT ON CAD!!!!!!!! YOURE GOING DOWN LIKE DEH TITANIC!!!!!! YOU CHOULD USE DEH DUCT TAPE FOR YOUR OWN MOUF!!!! YOU TALK WAAAAAAAAAY TO MUSH FOR MY LIKING!!! AND I BET DAT DRESS LOOKS HIDEOUS ON CHU!!!! BTW HE NEVER TOLD CHU BUT DEH KIND OF DA POTATO PEOPLE WUBS ME

 

[Malibu99]

I don't even know anymore xD

 

[Mah1Mah1]

From my toy collection
I like to dress him up. And put him in weird poses
He's holding a decapitated doll head at the moment !

My sister is TERRIFIED of dolls like this, so when she watched a scary movie with one in it, she freaked out because it had an evil laugh. So when she got out of the shower I hid behind her door and laughed like the doll. Her scream could've woken the dead

 

[holm25]

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

ARE YOU COPYING ME?!

......Did you just...... Steal from me?

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

SCRIPT! put the gun down.. slooooooooooooowly...

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

NO!! *Takes aim*

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

PLEASE!! DONT!! THAT MAN IS MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!