Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

Oh what have I done?

My pants have come undone....

In front of everyone!!!


Just kidding 

Mah1Mah1 you win today.

 

[Chickadee42]

No entries today.

 

[Chickenloving]

A: I Ate An Apple

B: it was Bad

C: it Cost me five Cents

D: Don't tell DaD

E: I Eat thEm EvEry day

F: you're gonna get Fat they say

G: I don't feel so Good

 

[Silver Bantam]

This will give you night mares for weeks...

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[Mah1Mah1]

Mah1Mah1 you win today.

Yay

 

[Mah1Mah1]

Today I wondered if dugong milk tastes the same as cow. But then I realised they are related to elephants. And elephants are somewhat related to cows (I think) therefore, dugong milk MUST taste like cow

. YAYYY SCIENCE

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

So,
I met a girl at the pool on Friday. ^-^
She asked my number.... I jumped in the pool. But my friend gave her my number. :/

So she called me later that day, and the first question she asks is; "Have you ever killed someone"
My answer: HECK YAH!! DAT MEECH LOOKIED AT ME FUNNEH, HE DESERBED TO DAIE!!!! Have you?

Her: Yeah, I lured her into an abandoned warehouse, and shot her in the head. It was a clean kill.

Me: *Tisk* *Tisk* CHU DID IT ALL WRONG!!!! *** IS WRONGWITCHU!??!

Her: What did I do?

Me: CHU NEEDZ TO LURE HIM INTO DA WOODS, WIF COOKIES DEN BEAT DA CRAP OUTTA HIM WIF PILLOWS UNTIL HE STARTS LAUGHING, THEN CHU CUT HIS HEART OUT WIF A SPOON!!!

Then you can sell the parts on eBay. ^-^
Trust me, I know these things. I've done it almost everyday all summer! I'VE MADE A PWETTY BEAUTYFILLED PENNEH FO MAH TOESIES TO EAT WHENS I GETZ BOWED!!!!

Her: .....*Hangs up*


Strangely....She never called back.

 

[Silver Bantam]

Uh... Script? Are you feeling ok? *cough* *cough*

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

I FEELZ BERY FABULOUS!!!

I ACCIDENTAWWY SNORTED DE FLOUR

 

[Silver Bantam]

I FEELZ BERY FABULOUS!!!

I ACCIDENTAWWY SNORTED DE FLOUR

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