Weirdness Contest GO!

[Malibu99]

"It's like a herd of wild sandwiches, majestically sweeping across the plains."

 

[FeatherBird]

I broke my tailbone at the skating rink.

 

[TinyBeaks]

New Years Day


I haven't slept since last year!


(Is two entries okay?)

 

[FeatherBird]

2 opinions: My opinion and the wrong opinion.

 

[Chickadee42]

"It's like a herd of wild sandwiches, majestically sweeping across the plains."

Malibu99 wins for today! Anyone may enter more than once.

 

[Malibu99]

Malibu99 wins for today! Anyone may enter more than once.

Can't wait to tell my friends I won a weirdness contest.

 

[roostersandhens]

Are you doing another contest?

 

[FeatherBird]

Why do they call it tourist season if you can't hunt the tourists?

 

[Chickadee42]

Are you doing another contest? 

What do you mean? Am I starting another thread? (No) or are you wondering if there's another weirdness contest?(it's a daily contest. You may enter as many times as you want on any day.)

 

[TinyBeaks]

I thought strawberries grow on trees! Bushes are just weird!

(seven years old, when I saw my family's strawberry bush.)