Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

My neighbor said that he had a mean rooster and he was out 'Ppppffftt! I can catch him!' I said to myself I ended up falling on my Rear end Tucking tail and running from a rooster that  was so mad he tripped over one Spur!

Little Peep, you are today's winner!

 

[Malibu99]

I've been having a panic attack all day over a dream.

 

[Chickadee42]

Malibu99, you are today's winner!

 

[Chickadee42]

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[Chickenloving]

I have an elbow.

 

[Chickadee42]

I have an elbow. 

Oooooookaaay. I guess.....you win? (Back away from the crazy person! Just kidding )

 

[Chickadee42]

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[Chickadee42]

No entries.

 

[Chickadee42]

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[Malibu99]

Uhh. Hmm. I have a weird experience.

So I was in the car and I open up the little window visor and there's an ant in there. I flip the visor up and kill it. I flip it down and guess where it lands.


In the small 1-inch hole in my jeans. Then it proceeded to bite me (or so I thought. It ended up indeed being dead, but I was sitting on something and felt a pinch.) *shudder*