Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

THE FOX SAYS NOTHING BECAUSE HE IS ON MY HEAD AS A PRESENT TO GANDALF,

WHO HAS BROKEN HIS LEGS......

WAAAAHH
HOW COULD HE DO DIS TO ME!?!

HOW COULD HE BREAK HIS LEGS!?!?

HOW IS THAT EBEN POSSEEBLE!,?,!?

GDNHFTHMFGJMF,FYJ,FYJ,FTU DANGIT GANDALF!!!!

ScriptkiddieJR you win today!!!

 

[Chickadee42]

I was about 7 or 8 when we were on the way to my grandparents lake house. Suddenly, a possum ran across the road. (It wasn't hit, don't worry) a little while later my 10 year old brother asked a random question, "what's the difference between a possum and a wombat?" And for some reason this just popped into my head "don't put cheese on my wombat!!!" I couldn't stop laughing all the way to the house and when we got there I had to write it down because I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard. No one else thought it was that funny. :/

 

[WeLuvRuckus]

When I was 4 or 5 I was riding in the car with my mom and I told her I smelled blood... burning blood lol .we argued the whole way home about it haha

 

[Mah1Mah1]

Deer really need crosswalks. 'Cause if they need the cross the road, they just go to the crosswalk and then the cars stop and wait for them to go by and not hit them. - Me when I was 9 years old and my family was on our home from a rodeo at night. My big sister and I were told to watch for deer and the thought suddenly popped into my head.

I was going home in the car from a friends house and we saw a sign saying 'look out for wallaby's' and about 5 seconds later one ran out in front of us! We didn't hit it though, yay!!!

 

[Chickenloving]

I'm not clumsy. Its just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

 

[holm25]

It says Would you sir like to join the Avengers

 

[Chickadee42]

It says Would you sir like to join the Avengers

holm25 you win today!!

 

[Chickenloving]

I never gonna win!

Especially since mrs buff laced made me give up my ice cream in my pocket.

 

[charnic44]

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON MY HEAD!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON MARS!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON YOUR HEAD!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON THE DESERT!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON ANTARCTICA!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON MY KEYBOARD!!!
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON MY HOUSE!!!

 

[Mah1Mah1]

Do you, kind sir, know about the... walrus?

(a thing I yell into the receiver when my sister is on the phone, her friends think i'm weird

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