Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[perchie.girl]

I'm more of the former. Very few people will piss me off twice

Piss me off and I forgive... Scare me and I forgive.... Piss me off and Scare me and I am Done with you.

I am also the same way As @Fields Mountain Farm ... mess with family and your dog doo.

deb

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I had a boss once... bald with a friar duck hinge... giggled like the pilsbury Dough boy... He fourteen year old daughter gave him a hat for his birthday... "Not going bald just getting more head"

He giggled all day over that one.

deb

That's funny...

 

[perchie.girl]

If I had a better mammory, I think I'd hold grudges.

Well theres your problem....

 

[perchie.girl]

If I had a better mammory, I think I'd hold grudges.

Something wrong with the one you have?

Yeah, I have CRS...can't remember shite.

I think you should have two... Right?

 

[Pork Pie]

Now that's funny. They aren't so big as to cause pain elsewhere.

No black eyes, when yer running, eh

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

No black eyes, when yer running, eh

 

[Debs Flock]

No black eyes, when yer running, eh

Wait...I run?? Does a brisk walk count?

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Wait...I run?? Does a brisk walk count?

I hope so...that's about all I can do anymore...

 

[Pork Pie]

Wait...I run?? Does a brisk walk count?

Depends if we're talking an underwire bra or not

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Depends if we're taking an underwire bra or not

Ouch, those hurt!