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[Chaos18]

Where or with what?

Entirely up to the stuffer of said socks.

 

[room onthebroom]

I checked in here to see how the Monkey Invasion was going, but stuffed socks are even scarier than monkeys.

 

[Pork Pie]

Stuffed socks dont ransack coops, eat eggs or whisk away my layers - but it might be an idea fot a sequel to our Tarzan movie. Whats the film called when there was just a hand wreaking havoc - can't remember. Anyway, the new film could be called "stuffed sock on Elm street" or some such

 

[WalnutHill]

Wow that's a different problem . I have a cheap break barrel Crossman .177 cost a hundred dollars . But will kill a groundhog at fifty yards if shout in the head . Not consistent though. One shot out of five is dead on center . @ WalnutHill uses a Gamemo not sure if its gas or air . Get one that will shoot 1200 fps and you can take out the monkey . But really a strong enclosure is the best defense against chicken stealing vermin . What will keep a monkey in will also keep it out . Guess what I'm saying is you may need a chicken zoo in your yard . DW is up getting ready for work which means I should disappear so I'm out to candle . Good morning all and goodbye . time to

I have a Gamo Whisper Cat spring rifle, single shot. Dead accurate every shot. Makes as much noise as a slamming screen door if heavy BB head lead pellets are used. Supersonic pellets are available but I don't care for the whip crack sound.

i've taken out adult raccoons, skunks, possums and woodchucks with a head shot.

 

[room onthebroom]

Stuffed socks dont ransack coops, eat eggs or whisk away my layers - but it might be an idea fot a sequel to our Tarzan movie. Whats the film called when there was just a hand wreaking havoc - can't remember. Anyway, the new film could be called "stuffed sock on Elm street" or some such

The Monkey's Paw? After reading a bit further, I've decided lice is way more scary than stuffed socks or attack monkeys.

 

[WalnutHill]

You know that's gonna get edited... but I loved it...

Frigid... or blistering... just depends on what time of the day the toe was dipped...

no edits yet! I walk the line, but try to stay balanced on the offensively inoffensive side. Surgically precise offense...

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Oh no, ever get one of those mental images that you wished you hadn't??

yes lol

Where or with what?

Stuffed socks dont ransack coops, eat eggs or whisk away my layers - but it might be an idea fot a sequel to our Tarzan movie. Whats the film called when there was just a hand wreaking havoc - can't remember. Anyway, the new film could be called "stuffed sock on Elm street" or some such

"the Hand" or "the Beast with Five Fingers"
lol

no edits yet! I walk the line, but try to stay balanced on the offensively inoffensive side. Surgically precise offense...

only gets edited if someone flags it, i almost ovated it

 

[WalnutHill]

only gets edited if someone flags it, i almost ovated it

Almost????? LOL.

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Almost????? LOL.

I was just being nosey on the thread, i don't have any am's so i felt weird

 

[Puddin Fluff]

Yes, lice are more frightening! But socks are more amusing.

How about the sock blob?