Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

Good morning, one and all
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Beavers have serious powers, but I seriously doubt that they can be trained.

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well at least it doesn't involve duct Tape and a dark car trunk....
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I have laid various plans on how to catch a woman. So far nothing has
worked. I tried chasing one down on foot, but she was faster than she
looked.

At the next senior citizen meeting, I'm thinking about suggesting they
teach a class on how an old man can catch a new woman, You know,
best hunting grounds and such.
Best of luck with your hunting!

Sand Hill order update. After looking more closely at my paperwork it looks like actually today was the first day they expected to ship my order. The way they had highlighted the possible dates just made it look like they were supposed to ship on the 4th.

I was confused on that because also when I called them to confirm they received my order, they told me on the phone the first possible ship date was the 4th, but that must have changed before they mailed the letter.

However, they did not ship today. And the next ship date isn't until May 2nd. So the wait continues.

Edit: Nope I looked again, it does say on there projected shipping date April 4th. But then they didn't highlight that date in the possible dates that they will ship section. So I really don't know.
Oh, the wait is killing me!
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Crappy day and I missed Spook...
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Awful busy day, but still managed to NOT get done one thing that was planned...


And Brooke disappeared...
Uh oh! Sorry, Rav!
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Sorry, my dear. I kinda like being grumpy (sometimes)
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but no, you can't go taking no breaks from us - then we'll all be in a bad mood
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That's a toughie for Mini - that'll teach her to fiddle with your fibre-optics
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LOL
My mood is homicidal and extremely toxic. Didn't get my test results today so I had a small/ HUGE breakdown and cried for almost 2 hours. Must be something in the air.. I'm nothing short of terrible at the moment
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Very sorry!
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for Ravyn and Lucy and anyone else who needs one. Here's a
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since some of you Pond dwellers probably need one of those, too.

X 2 on the diving, Deb. Watch where you land!

Can I have one of each?
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Good morning pondies!
 
Spook, there's an empty lily pad right next to mine. Paddle a canoe on over and make yourself at home. Bring a towel along with your sheet just in case that kid has been back.
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what kid?

Canoe?

Rode a canoe once. With that same brother I kidnapped the girl for.
Anyway, Spook leaned over to look at something. And Spook fell out
of the canoe.

I was drowning. I was flapping my arms and legs, screaming my little
head off. I was a goner.

My cousin walked out and saved me. Water wasn't knee deep. But I didn't
know that.

Dry land....THAT'S where you find a Spook....dry land.
not too many lakes in Ohio are there?

Sand Hill order update. After looking more closely at my paperwork it looks like actually today was the first day they expected to ship my order. The way they had highlighted the possible dates just made it look like they were supposed to ship on the 4th.

I was confused on that because also when I called them to confirm they received my order, they told me on the phone the first possible ship date was the 4th, but that must have changed before they mailed the letter.

However, they did not ship today. And the next ship date isn't until May 2nd. So the wait continues.

Edit: Nope I looked again, it does say on there projected shipping date April 4th. But then they didn't highlight that date in the possible dates that they will ship section. So I really don't know.
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sorry
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i hope they ship soon

Crappy day and I missed Spook...
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Awful busy day, but still managed to NOT get done one thing that was planned...


And Brooke disappeared...
i'm so sorry
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i hope she jumped on the broody wagon and is hiding really well

Thanks, Chris... just in a very bad mood right now... probably best if I take a break, I dunno...

Oh, minihorse is extremely sick... sounds like the crap I caught from Jack went cybercontageous...
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that stinks i hope she feels better and i hope you stay where you belong
here.

My mood is homicidal and extremely toxic. Didn't get my test results today so I had a small/ HUGE breakdown and cried for almost 2 hours. Must be something in the air.. I'm nothing short of terrible at the moment
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i hope they call soon

must be sunspots.... I am diving off the wagon tonight.... I will pay tomorrow big time.....

deb
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rough day on the pond

I'm almost afraid to say "Good Morning, Pond Scum". Hope that everyone is feeling physically and mentally better.
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Ditto
 

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