Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

Good morning, Pond Flockers. I'm waxing my lily pad this morning - then going to buff it with my butt. Trying to attract some company to the empty pad next to me.

Pond flockers

Dunno if a waxing will do the trick, Sour - but make sure ya don't overlook the crack

 

[sourland]

I shower daily. Ya think it could be because ?

 

[Pork Pie]

I shower daily. Ya think it could be because ?

Guess there's only one way to find out

 

[sourland]

Guess there's only one way to find out

Stop showering ?

 

[Debs Flock]

Why didn't you tell him he could have the cart after he unloads your feed into your trunk!!
Some serious male derogatory terms are rushing into my head. Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep!
x2!
Love that chivalry comment. Spot on!
And on Ben
Gorgeous!
Still can't believe you moved to Alaska with your hatred of snow.

Well, I'm a bit ashamed of myself, though. I was frustrated last night, but I shouldn't assume that he was able bodied enough to help me. Otherwise, why didn't he just get a cart as he walked into the store...like everyone else does.

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OMG! What. A douche bag.
!!Do you watch supernatural?
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I don't get mushy. .

Nope, never heard of supernatural.

Me too!!! That's the #1 item on my bucket list. PS.This is me NOT being mushy or giving you a hug.

Debs sorry you got The King Tool of all Tooldomville! If this helps, when I get 50# bags of dog food. I lay them across the top of the cart over the end two corners. (does that make any sense?) I don't let the cashier move it when they're ringing me up. It makes it easier to scooch them into the car.

I actually tried to get it across the cart, but the dam thing kept rolling away from me.

Good morning, Pond Flockers. I'm waxing my lily pad this morning - then going to buff it with my butt. Trying to attract some company to the empty pad next to me.

Careful. Too much wax & you'll slide right off.


Good day Pondites. Happy hump day!!

 

[Pork Pie]

Stop showering ?

Logic suggests such a course of action - or maybe more acceptable would be leaving the crack a loo-roll free zone for a few days?

 

[Pork Pie]

Well, I'm a bit ashamed of myself, though. I was frustrated last night, but I shouldn't assume that he was able bodied enough to help me. Otherwise, why didn't he just get a cart as he walked into the store...like everyone else does.

A detrimental hypothesis - go with the one ya had last night

 

[Ravynscroft]

Good morning, Pond Flockers. I'm waxing my lily pad this morning - then going to buff it with my butt. Trying to attract some company to the empty pad next to me.

I considered whether I should be offended by that label... but couldn't get my tongue outta my cheek long enough...

Just don't wax the pad next to you or your company may end up in your lap!

Well, I'm a bit ashamed of myself, though. I was frustrated last night, but I shouldn't assume that he was able bodied enough to help me. Otherwise, why didn't he just get a cart as he walked into the store...like everyone else does.

He was probably paranoid you'd leave the cart in the parking lot and was scared his car would get dinged...
Beside, if he was incapable of helping, courtesy would be to say that and not stand there staring...

 

[Debs Flock]

Maybe he was just enjoying the view.

 

[Ravynscroft]

Maybe he was just enjoying the view.

Never thought he would ever wish to be a bag of feed!!