Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

I would like that! I wish I could just be hauled out in the woods placed on a little "scafold" and the critters have at me.
The state won't allow this

Cuz you want your neck of the woods polluted with little Ralphie droppings after you go?

Debs...Don't hold hold it against the dogs,lol, they just don't want any wild critters drawn in that might eat the dog food.:eek: OR they're getting rid of the evidence?!? :/

Aha! That's it. Glad the only time the dogs are inside at my house is for bed time and that's in their crates.
 
Good morning Pondites!

So I heard about a recent study done by, I believe, National Geographic. If you die alone with your dog(s) in the house, said animal(s) will feast on you within the first 24 hours or so. :eek: :sick And...that's even if their regular dog food is available. I must say I'm shocked. My plan is to be cremated when I go. I sure as chit don't wanna be, you know, chit.


I would be FAR less worried about being consumed by the dog if I die, than the much greater likelihood of being consumed by chickens and turkeys even if not dead, just unconscious...
 
So I heard about a recent study done by, I believe, National Geographic. If you die alone with your dog(s) in the house, said animal(s) will feast on you within the first 24 hours or so. :eek: :sick And...that's even if their regular dog food is available. I must say I'm shocked. My plan is to be cremated when I go. I sure as chit don't wanna be, you know, chit.

there is a house up the road from me that a lady died in, and her cats ate her
lots of cats
 
there is a house up the road from me that a lady died in, and her cats ate her
lots of cats
Oh my gosh. There was a house in my town where a crazy cat lady lived. It caught fire and she died inside. I didn't know this when I moved across the block from that house years ago. It was so spook y in the early mornings to look over there and see eyes everywhere! There were so many they just became feral and stuck around the burned house. *Shudder*
 
I would be FAR less worried about being consumed by the dog if I die, than the much greater likelihood of being consumed by chickens and turkeys even if not dead, just unconscious...

:lau I'm planning to die indoors. I guess I better extend that plan to include being indoors if I ever become unconscious.

there is a house up the road from me that a lady died in, and her cats ate her
lots of cats

:sick:sick:sick

Cats...Now they WERE getting rid of the evidence. Nothing against cats, have several beauties myself and love em every one, but that's something a cat would do....lol

Probably true. :lol: :rolleyes:

Oh my gosh. There was a house in my town where a crazy cat lady lived. It caught fire and she died inside. I didn't know this when I moved across the block from that house years ago. It was so spook y in the early mornings to look over there and see eyes everywhere! There were so many they just became feral and stuck around the burned house. *Shudder*

Now that's downright creepy! :oops:
 

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