Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Good morning fellow scum...How's it going? Think I'll have a bit of Irish cream in my coffee this morning!

 

[Pork Pie]

By a qualified individual or only by farmers?

By many University of (drinking) Life - qualified individuals.

 

[Chaos18]

By many University of (drinking) Life - qualified individuals.

Well than it's no wonder why the Pond bar is so popular.

 

[Pork Pie]

Good morning fellow scum...How's it going? Think I'll have a bit of Irish cream in my coffee this morning!

We don't serve girly drinks. Beer or spirits only and don't go asking for "ice and a slice" in anything, either

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

By a qualified individual or only by farmers?

Easy now...Some of us farmers know how mix fine drink ya know!

 

[Pork Pie]

Just make sure the rope is shorter than the drop.

Gosh, now i know where I've been going wrong

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

We don't serve girly drinks. Beer or spirits only and don't go asking for "ice and a slice" in anything, either

I'll mix my own thank you!

 

[Chaos18]

Gosh, now i know where I've been going wrong

Kinda makes your face hurt doesn't it?

 

[Pork Pie]

I'll mix my own thank you!

Corkage fees apply for BYO

 

[Chaos18]

Easy now...Some of us farmers know how mix fine drink ya know!

Unless you're drinking rubbing alcohol I see no real need to mix a drink, fine or otherwise.