Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

Having a mouthful of gin and a sudden urge to sneeze is a messy affair- just splattered the living room quite nicely

 

[Chaos18]

Having a mouthful of gin and a sudden urge to sneeze is a messy affair- just splattered the living room quite nicely

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Having a mouthful of gin and a sudden urge to sneeze is a messy affair- just splattered the living room quite nicely

Better than what happens when I sneeze!

 

[perchie.girl]

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight.

::Snort::

 

[Pork Pie]

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight.

quite right, my good man. Dunno what my nose was thinking!

Better than what happens when I sneeze!

no talk of watersports, young lady

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

quite right, my good man. Dunno what my nose was thinking!

need no talk of watersports, young lady

 

[Chaos18]

quite right, my good man. Dunno what my nose was thinking!

no talk of watersports, young lady

I don't know what it was thinking either.

 

[Pork Pie]

I don't know what it was thinking either.

Hardly news, that one, fella

 

[Chaos18]

Hardly news, that one, fella

The less I claim to know the less trouble I can get in, right?

 

[Pork Pie]

The less I claim to know the less trouble I can get in, right?

Never worked for me, but it's worth a try, I guess