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[Ravynscroft]

Doc was nice.... She said I need to start following the Dietary requirements.... and was understanding that it would take some... So we're... meaning i am going to start with three home cooked meals a week.... sheesh...

OH and Just found out that Gastric by pass may be covered by Medical... better get the research done before The powers that be dismantle any hope....

deb

Hang in there...

just guessing....lol

Numbers mean nothing...

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Doc was nice.... She said I need to start following the Dietary requirements.... and was understanding that it would take some... So we're... meaning i am going to start with three home cooked meals a week.... sheesh...

OH and Just found out that Gastric by pass may be covered by Medical... better get the research done before The powers that be dismantle any hope....

deb

Hope you are able to get all the help you need .

Maybe strap-ons are fashionable in dem der hills

Wanna hear a funny story about a strap on?

 

[Pork Pie]

Is that you or Mr G talking?

no Mr G tonight - it's Mr. Bombay

 

[Pork Pie]

Wanna hear a funny story about a strap on?

It could be too offensive to my delicate ears (but go on, if ya must )

 

[Debs Flock]

It could be too offensive to my delicate ears (but go on, if ya must )

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Hang in there...



Numbers mean nothing...

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Hope you are able to get all the help you need .


Wanna hear a funny story about a strap on?

Sure!!!
Just don't upset Porky's delicate sensibilities....

 

[shawluvsbirds]

It could be too offensive to my delicate ears (but go on, if ya must )

So back when I was married the first time right out of high school. . we rented a house from a man that lived in the nursing home. There was a trailer house on the property also. . where the old man used to live. About six or eight months in the old man dies!
Well the man's daughter let us buy the house and trailer came with it. I was pregnant at the time and was stressed out enough without worrying about moving.
So fast forward a few months. . my husband decided it would be a good idea to let his dad live in the trailer house. terrible idea but anyway.
That man complained about everything! Always saying something didn't work or something needed fixing. . he kept saying no air would come out of the living room vent. We were like ya right like everything else you claim to be broken that isn't.
Finally we went to see what was wrong.
So here's his dad and him down on the floor with a flashlight looking down the vent duct. . there is something in there. . It's a bag of some kind. . pull it out son he says. . maybe that old man stashed a bunch of cash down here! Maybe we are about to get rich!

Hell no. It was a big HUGE USED strap on!!
Father in law was mortified. . all he was worried about was us thinking it might be long to him. Kept saying THAT ISN'T MINE! THAT ISN'T MINE!
Husband was grossed out. I laughed my ever loving arse off!

 

[Pork Pie]

Numbers mean nothing...

i thought (sincerely hoped) it was "size means nothing"

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

So back when I was married the first time right out of high school. . we rented a house from a man that lived in the nursing home. There was a trailer house on the property also. . where the old man used to live. About six or eight months in the old man dies!
Well the man's daughter let us buy the house and trailer came with it. I was pregnant at the time and was stressed out enough without worrying about moving.
So fast forward a few months. . my husband decided it would be a good idea to let his dad live in the trailer house. terrible idea but anyway.
That man complained about everything! Always saying something didn't work or something needed fixing. . he kept saying no air would come out of the living room vent. We were like ya right like everything else you claim to be broken that isn't.
Finally we went to see what was wrong.
So here's his dad and him down on the floor with a flashlight looking down the vent duct. . there is something in there. . It's a bag of some kind. . pull it out son he says. . maybe that old man stashed a bunch of cash down here! Maybe we are about to get rich!

Hell no. It was a big HUGE USED strap on!!
Father in law was mortified. . all he was worried about was us thinking it might be long to him. Kept saying THAT ISN'T MINE! THAT ISN'T MINE!
Husband was grossed out. I laughed my ever loving arse off!