Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

Got plenty to choose from?

Not really - the only ones i know are my mother and the wives of a couple of pals. No banjos here, and I'm not sure about the other options

 

[kwhites634]

Oh, Mr Porky. I would.

I can envision splinters becoming a problem.

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Not really - the only ones i know are my mother and the wives of a couple of pals. No banjos here, and I'm not sure about the other options

Yer not right...
Maybe there's a whole site? Hot Grannys.com?

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I can envision splinters becoming a problem.

Ouch! No thanks!

 

[Pork Pie]

I can envision splinters becoming a problem.

kindling does that, I agree

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

kindling does that, I agree

NOOOO!

 

[Pork Pie]

Yer not right...
Maybe there's a whole site? Hot Grannys.com?

I won't argue with the former

I prefer "grinding grannies.com" personally

 

[Pork Pie]

Ouch! No thanks!

You bring the sandpaper, then

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I won't argue with the former

I prefer "grinding grannies.com" personally

You bring the sandpaper, then

I'm sure I can find some around here somewhere...

 

[kwhites634]

The hot ones don't stay hot for long, in my limited experience

The wise man pays attention to what's going on around him and "strikes while the iron's still hot", or at least while the embers can still be fanned into a flame.