Dear jjthink,
I have a young, amorous cockerel whom exasperates my pullets with his perpetual assaults upon their chastity. So great are his advances, that I am now forced cogitate on abruptly concluding the continuance of his existence. I am consternated over how best abrogate his time her on earth. Among the methods I have considered, exsanguination clearly appears multitudinous in its empathy for the creature. I am indecisive about how best to accomplish the burden however. So I ask you, jjthink, is it uncivilized and boorish to simply 'WHACK' him with a hatchet?
Thank you kindly,
Mervin
Is that genteel enough? If you're easily offended, you may want to consider not using the Internet.
I have a young, amorous cockerel whom exasperates my pullets with his perpetual assaults upon their chastity. So great are his advances, that I am now forced cogitate on abruptly concluding the continuance of his existence. I am consternated over how best abrogate his time her on earth. Among the methods I have considered, exsanguination clearly appears multitudinous in its empathy for the creature. I am indecisive about how best to accomplish the burden however. So I ask you, jjthink, is it uncivilized and boorish to simply 'WHACK' him with a hatchet?
Thank you kindly,
Mervin
Is that genteel enough? If you're easily offended, you may want to consider not using the Internet.
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