Dear TSC,
After much observation and sharing pictures with some people on the internet, I have concluded that what you have sold me are not, in fact, Americana chickens. Nor do they lay blue eggs. In fact, they do not lay eggs at all, as they are all male. I first became suspicious when they did not lay eggs, even though they were past six months of age. I became more suspicious when they refused to stay on dry land like respectable hens and began splashing in puddles.
After breaking up several struggles for dominance and while doing my best to keep my impressionable young children from seeing what they're trying to do to my hens (picture enclosed) I was forced to conclude that what you have sold me are male geese.
What are you going to do about this, TSC?
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
A concerned citizen.
After much observation and sharing pictures with some people on the internet, I have concluded that what you have sold me are not, in fact, Americana chickens. Nor do they lay blue eggs. In fact, they do not lay eggs at all, as they are all male. I first became suspicious when they did not lay eggs, even though they were past six months of age. I became more suspicious when they refused to stay on dry land like respectable hens and began splashing in puddles.
After breaking up several struggles for dominance and while doing my best to keep my impressionable young children from seeing what they're trying to do to my hens (picture enclosed) I was forced to conclude that what you have sold me are male geese.
What are you going to do about this, TSC?
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
A concerned citizen.
