Yes, I too had to make a huge decision..."Battlestar Gallactica, How It's Made-Remix: GREEN or The Renovation Nation."  Well I picked Steve Thomas slopping some brown organic goo inside a rain catchment cistern and still I stayed barely awake when dw offered some freshly brewed joe.  Then it was some professional liar i.e. actor that had this beater of a huge house with overgrown weeds and an upturn blue wheelbarrow in the yard.  Wait! It gets better!  Nay, do tell!!!  Then the former host of "Hollywood Squares" is now hosting a dinner party at his "house" with a FoodTV wannabe chef of dubious talent.  
I'm as green as unplugging my electric wheelchair and riding it out to the mailbox and combing out the egg yolks and bacon grease from my now unshaven beard!  Buono Appetito!  Mangiano Bene!