What are the odds?

[EggWalrus]

He's got one ugly mug! Are you sure that's his mouth? I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

 

[SurferchickinSB]

I bought 15 day old straight run chicks, that are all roosters!!!

Oh no!

 

[SurferchickinSB]

Don't buy lotto tickets.

Or buy them? Lol!

 

[EggWalrus]

Oh no!

It happens!
But that's not the worst or weirdest of it. You'll have to keep reading this thread to get to it.

 

[jeepgirl13]

He's got one ugly mug! Are you sure that's his mouth? I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

Awe what? You dont wanna give him a big fat kiss right there? Hes already puckered for ya....

 

[jeepgirl13]

Or buy them? Lol!

Right, especially if you WANTED all boys

 

[jeepgirl13]

It happens!
But that's not the worst or weirdest of it. You'll have to keep reading this thread to get to it.

Awe, why'd you warn the surferchicken?

 

[EggWalrus]

Awe what? You dont wanna give him a big fat kiss right there? Hes already puckered for ya....

I'm not into tossed salad and scrambled eggs (Frazier) but if my dog was there he gladly would. He's a Chicken Licker! But since you're quite a bit closer, ill let you continue that job. I'll just watch from afar.

 

[jeepgirl13]

I'm not into tossed salad and scrambled eggs (Frazier) but if my dog was there he gladly would. He's a Chicken Licker! But since you're quite a bit closer, ill let you continue that job. I'll just watch from afar.

I'm no chicken licker, not pre-bbq chicken anyways.... I prefer to just fling poo from afar, I'd rather not get THAT up close and personal with my source tho....

All this poo talk reminded me of the poo wars my friend and i would have while cleaning out our horse stalls. Poo forks make great launchers and horses are awesome shields. ...

 

[EggWalrus]

Other than chicken coops, I haven't mucked a stall in ages. Hopefully it will be that long before i have to do that again! It was all part of any days work when I had cattle and horses. Used to have fun riding horses and getting thrown from bulls (occasionally), but boy am I paying for it these days.
I used to be young, dumb, and full of spunk!