last year i had to work. i was soooooooooooooo mad!!!!! cuz i have been wanting to play a trick on my dad. he HATES tattoos, he REALLY hates that i have 6 of them
i have always wanted to get a whole sleeve henna tattoo on my arm to completely freak him out. i won't be able to do it this year because i'm unemployed and my mom said she wouldn't pay for it. last year, i tried to get my boyfriend. it didn't work
the year before was awesome!!!!!!!! i was laying in bed with my mom cuz she had just had surgery (she had a giant syst on her ovary so it was painful!) so we thought hey! lets a play a prank on someone. i had tried to tell my boyfriend i was pregnant, but his ex had already played it on him (she's an idiot and ruined it for me cuz obviously they hadn't been together in awhile.. i hate her
) sooo i told my mom, lets call another ex bf, he's dumb enough to fall for it. so she sent him a text and said him, her, and myself needed to sit down for a serious talk. so he called (he was a work) and we put him on speaker phone, and told him i was pregnant. he started completely flipping out and i had to walk away because i was laughing soooo hard. he was like okay, well can we abort it? i can't have a kid! i said it's too late for that. he was like omg what are we going to do (a lot more cussing!!) and i said i don't know richard. he said why didn't you tell me earlier??? i said cuz today is april fools day you idiot HAHAHAHAHAHA what a way to end that one huh!! sooooooo funny.
he was mad for such a long time after. he kept telling me he hated me, we are no longer friends though, he's annoying
april fools for folks you dont like .............. Saran wrap their stink pipe closed on top of their building..... make 1 a gift certificate for one free visit to Dr. Jack Kevorkian, and if all else fails, give them a very fairly priced plane ticket brought to you by expedia ................. DOT COM hahahahhahahahaha
Now for folks I like, I do all the faucet stuff they are talking about.. .. .. ....... But I am a bit mean.
I hide all left foot shoes before they get up for school or work, unplug the electric range, hide all the small appliances, and instead of the channels on the DVR to be programmed for all the teen drama crap my DD's love I dvr wrestling, sports center, and classic espn. If they aren't mad enough I may have even hid their blow dryers and hair spray
I know I know its all fun... I think it may be part of my OCD things have to be the same for me or I loose my mind. Just like I dont like surprise parties I have told everyone I know.. dont ever do it or I will NEVER talk to you again. I dont like to be the center of attention and I sure as heck dont like to be made fun of. ... I know I need many many hours on a couch...LOL
I like harmless practical jokes, but I draw the line at messing with someone's food. (and IMHO the pregnant joke is really, just plain dirty)
I generally forget about april fools day... but during deer season, I play practical jokes on my dad (he's 75) and we want to keep him going... so when hunting, my dad always heads back in early to go to the bathroom, so we (DS) went out at midnight, took his seat off his tree stand and replaced it with a toilet seat (painted camo of course), complete with a magazine rack and toilet paper holder on the tree. No more excuses dad! He loved it. Another year I got a remote controlled fart machine and taped it to the bottom of his hunting seat...(we also taped it on my new SIL's seat during thanksgiving dinner) - I don't think we ever laughted so hard. BTW, he still sits on the toilet seat, says it's comfortable (with the lid up of course)! LOL!
I plan on calling in sick for work. The reason that this will be an excellent April Fools is because I have NEVER called in sick a day in my life for work. I have been working for my company for a little over 5 years and I have never called in sick. I am NEVER sick. I have self-diagnosed myself as OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and I hate germs and cannot be around sick people AT ALL. I am a clean freak who is always washing hands, disinfecting my office and work space, etc. I get hot flashes and panic attacks when I come in contact with anyone that is sick. For me to call in sick will be traumatic to the entire office. I am one who is NEVER late and never calls in. I have worked since I was 18 years and I have NEVER had to call in sick for any of my jobs. My co-workers always say that if I am ever sick, they will know that I am on my dieing bed and if I ever just "don't show" for work, the first place that they will contact will be the morgue because they know that I have to be dead if I just "don't show" for work. This will rock the office when I call in and tell them that I am sick. They may want to collect money and send me flowers in hopes that I make a speedy recovery from my life threatening illness. After I call in sick, I plan on going in to work. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when I show up. I have been planning this for a year now.
