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I'm afraid I will end up being the last person alive on earth. Maybe from watching too many sci-fi movies. :oops:. Really scares the carp out of me. I've had that dream or ???
through all stages of my life.
Thankfully you'll be the last PERSON on earth. So you'll have plenty of chickens
 
What am I scared of you ask? When I saw this question, I had to think for a minute, which caused the house to fill with smoke, again. After opening the windows and waking up my little sleeping wolverine it stuck me, immediately after the surprisingly heavy fluffy bunny slipper she threw at my head -- its the universe. I'm terrified of it. I am certain it wants me dead.

I don't know what I ever did to tick it off so much but really, what can a fella do when literally everything that exists is out to get you? Just how does somebody reason with something like that? How does somebody even talk to the universe, especially one with clear anger issues? At least it's only after me. For now anyways...

Just what ever you do, if you happen to see the universe heading towards you on the street, cross to the other side.
 
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What am I scared of you ask? When I saw this question, I had to think for a minute, which caused the house to fill with smoke, again. After opening the windows and waking up my little sleeping wolverine it stuck me, immediately after the surprisingly heavy fluffy bunny slipper she threw at my head -- its the universe. I'm terrified of it. I am certain it wants me dead.

I don't know what I ever did to tick it off so much but really, what can a fella do when literally everything that exists is out to get you? Just how does somebody reason with something like that? How does somebody even talk to the universe, especially one with clear anger issues? At least it's only after me. For now anyways...

Just what ever you do, if you happen to see the universe heading towards you on the street, cross to the other side.
The universe isn't conscience of anything
 
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That's all part of its cunning plan. It acts all "I'm just an inanimate universe and stuff and safe to use as directed" but it is in fact plotting and scheming and probably causing everybody to be late for work and generally being a pain in the arse. Be careful with the bloody thing.
 
OK I didn't mean to close the thread... :duc
What am I scared of you ask? When I saw this question, I had to think for a minute, which caused the house to fill with smoke, again. After opening the windows and waking up my little sleeping wolverine it stuck me, immediately after the surprisingly heavy fluffy bunny slipper she threw at my head -- its the universe. I'm terrified of it. I am certain it wants me dead.

I don't know what I ever did to tick it off so much but really, what can a fella do when literally everything that exists is out to get you? Just how does somebody reason with something like that? How does somebody even talk to the universe, especially one with clear anger issues? At least it's only after me. For now anyways...

Just what ever you do, if you happen to see the universe heading towards you on the street, cross to the other side.

Actually, the universe doesn't want you dead, it just doesn't give a good gosh darn if you live or die. :rolleyes:
 
Sobeck, if I were the last person alive on earth - there would be no chickens farms, no food stores, no gas stations, no schools, no police, NOTHING but me & emptiness. That's what happens when everyone else is dead. No one to talk to, no one to call but, then you wouldn't have a service provider anyway.
 

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