Thank you for your opinions and thoughts! I am still going to try, obviously. They’ll be on their regular feed while I tinker with it, no matter how long that takes.
I don’t currently accept that I can’t figure this out, or at least figure out something much more sustainable than relying on big name brands. I may be proven wrong

and that’s ok. But I’ve been right enough, when people told me I couldn’t figure something out, that I’m gonna go ahead and give it a try.
You’ve all given me a lot to consider, I appreciate it!