What did the blond say when she opened a box of cheerios???

[Daycare Mom]

These are very funny, I have to add to it just one more....

How do you kill a blond?















Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool..

Ok kinda lame, but its not a dirty joke!

 

[AussieSharon]

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?







Invisible.

 

[AussieSharon]

Ok I'm a blonde but this is my absolute favorite blonde joke.

How did the blonde die ice fishing?














She was run over by the zamboni

 

[ChickaD]

Laughing out LOUD!

BTW, I'm turning blond one hair at a time...also called white hairs!

 

[Jamie_Dog_Trainer]

what do you call in intelligent Blonde?




....a Golden Retriever

 

[punkin]

Quote:
same girl without arms or legs on the grill - Patti

her husband - Frank

 

[punkin]

A man and his blond passenger were speeding along a road in his spiffy sports car. A police car pulled out behind them. He ask, "Are his blue lights on?" His blond passenger replied, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

 

[debilorrah]

Why do blondes have bruises around their belly button?






Because there are blond boys too....

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

A blonde driving down the road looks to her right and sees another blonde in a rowboat rowing in the middle of a corn field. Furious, first blonde pulls her car over, parks it, gets out and screams at row boat blonde, "It's dumb blondes like you that make all of us look bad! And if I had the time, I'd swim out there and give you a piece of my mind!"

 

[crtrlovr]

A blonde cop (!!) is driving down the road when she sees a blonde woman sitting in a boat in the middle of a wheat field. The boat has an engine on the stern, and the woman in the boat is busily rowing with two oars. The blonde cop asks the woman in the boat, "what are you doing?" She said, "I'm rowing to the next town." Cop says, "it's people like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name! Why don't you use the motor?! If I could swim, I'd go over there and beat the snot out of you..."