I just mite have to take You up on this one.

Will have to wait until after Halloween when everyone that decorates with straw bales puts them curbside. They will rest outdoors all winter and will get plenty of weather rinse so whatever bad is in there may get rinsed out by snow, and rain.

I'm in the city, so straw availability is not that wide, like it gets for Halloween. I think even Walmart sells it then for Halloween decor.
I may try a bale of hay as well. Whats the worst that could happen???
Problem solved. With this combination.
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