I MADE A DISCOVERY!
It was only 90 degrees near sunset, and it was windless, so I took the opportunity before dark to go trim all tomato plants down to 4 feet tall (except the hoop house, it got too dark near the end). I came to one plant that was fine last night, but tonight, totally naked stick from 5ft to 7 feet. ARGH. OK WHERE IS IT?!?!? I looked at each stem, and when I cleared it of being infested, I trimmed it off and tossed it over the fence. Soon, all the stems were gone, which meant either a bird saw its fat butt and ate it OR it went lower to get in the shade.
So I started to look deeper. As I checked each branch like a crazed woman, I heard rattling/clicking and I FROZE (I'm from rattlesnake country.) It was faint, but there. We do have them here, but I haven't seen one for 8 years. I was wearing flip flops and shorts. Was I doomed? I looked around my feet and saw nothing. I used a tomato branch as a decoy probe under the plants, keeping my feet still, nothing. I didn't hear it anymore, and hoped I had given it a chance to move along, not being a threat. If it was there is was little, but they still pack a punch. I went back to the worm hunt. THERE IT WAS AGAIN, OMG IN THE PLANT! No way.
OK what the heck?!
It made noise when I moved the plant.
No way it was a rattler 3 feet up a tomato plant.
The search was on. It was the HORNWORM!!!!! When he/his stick was disturbed, he was CLICKING and rattling loud enough for me to hear him!!! OMG! I never, ever before have heard that. I have video on twitter, but I was shocked (thrilled about not being a snake too!)