What did you do in the garden today?

[OnlySympathy]

So far I have walked around with socks on. They are now soggy

 

[OnlySympathy]

“Feed the mosquitoes” lol. Aren’t they TERRIBLE this year?!

My legs have been itchy non stop for months

 

[WthrLady]

They've been taking lessons from the ticks.

 

[z3lda3]

My legs have been itchy non stop for months

I’m only laughing because it’s true. My legs are eat up. Last year I got into poison ivy and itched/scratched like a crazy person. This year mosquitoes! I’ve tried everything. Bug spray, a bucket of water with “poisoned”mosquito food, I’m pretty sure they just use that to breed. It’s been over 100 degrees here, there’s no standing water or anything. These evil creatures just appear!

 

[z3lda3]

They've been taking lessons from the ticks.

Apparently so! I only have chickens, but I wonder if guinea fowl would help..

 

[OnlySympathy]

Apparently so! I only have chickens, but I wonder if guinea fowl would help..

What’s 16 more birds?

 

[z3lda3]

What’s 16 more birds?

They’ll blend right in lol. I’ll have to pass them off as mutant chickens to my husband.
“Are those new animals?!?”
Me- “nope. The new chicks must’ve mutated. Must be the heat .”

 

[dirkandlorie]

I think we have a bit of a language barrier here. See, in my language, torti don’t looks like tortoises at all, they look like a pile of dried leaves. See?View attachment 4183773

What a beauty!!

 

[OnlySympathy]

They’ll blend right in lol. I’ll have to pass them off as mutant chickens to my husband.
“Are those new animals?!?”
Me- “nope. The new chicks must’ve mutated. Must be the heat .”

Exactly!

 

[Molpet]

I think we have a bit of a language barrier here. See, in my language, torti don’t looks like tortoises at all, they look like a pile of dried leaves. See?View attachment 4183773

Same

And Mafia doesn't refer to a vegetable here
But organized crime