What do you do when an egg cracks in your pocket?

[ForestAlice]

I’m working, cleaning up, and gardening around my yard. Except there’s an egg in my pocket- and I totally forgot it was there.

It cracks. I panic.

How... How do I clean my pocket?

 

[sourland]

I generally cuss.

 

[Chicken Chiquita]

So...you would vote for the last option, right?? JK, i usually don't tell anyone, just throw it in the washer, so far its worked...

 

[FluffyBottomBantams]

Definitely blame the hens

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

I just put the pants in the wash, with the egg in them. It’s an excellent scrambling machine you know, it’s not limited to clothes you know.