What do you do with hard-dried poopy eggs?

[adstowe]

Just rinse them off in warm water and put them in the fridge. The eggs in the store (US) don't have bloom left on them and they're fine (bland and gross, but fine). Or just leave them dirty and only give/sell the clean ones. That's generally what I do. Any visually unappealing ones get designated for home use and I give the pretty ones away to friends. Maybe I'm doing that backwards

 

[ChickenLeg]

I agree with @adstowe I just wash them a bit and throw them in the fridge, or i dont wash them and leave them on the counter to eat. I save the cleanest ones to give to friends and fam and just eat the dirty looking ones. Cheers