lol! Too funny! Yeah, I just sorta sat there for a few minutes. Then I thought "eh, I haven't had more than five minutes of peace to myself for sixteen years, since my older daughter was born" One of them is always up my butt. I seriously can't go for long without hearing "Mommy!" So I figured within a few minutes one of the kids would come looking for me... ...I sat there for twenty minutes. Then stood up and yelled towards the house. One kid was in the shower and the other on her laptop with ear buds in so neither heard me. Hubby was out hunting and not due back for like an hour or so. Finally I sort of squeezed my hand between the plastic and edge of the screen door and managed to reach over and unlatch it. Went storming into the house yelling "I was locked in the chicken coop and nobody even cared!"... ...to an empty house. D: I could have been in there all night and apparently nobody would have even noticed. I feel soooo loved right now. XDWhat's wrong? You don't like getting locked in the run... I have a gate at one end of my run that could be accessed from the street, and one day I noticed that one of my girls stopped laying because there were no eggs from her (she has stopped for the winter) so I put a padlock on it, locked it, then went to go back into the house.... Only then I realized that I entered through that gate that I just locked... Needless to say I was NOT calling any of the family members that thought I had a chicken problem for help....