What does your answer machine say?

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

We are in the process of changing our answer machine's saying. We aren't sure what we want it to say.

So then it got me wondering, What does your answer machine say?

 

[redhen]

I think mine just has the standard message they all come with. We never recorded a message on it... lazy. lol

 

[hemet dennis]

Quote:
+1

 

[MeatKing]

Mine just says our family name ant to leave a message.. It's automated..

We used to have a wild one.. But since this is a family friendly site.. I won't post it... but boy oh boy.. It was a funny one...

 

[Jamie_Dog_Trainer]

Mine says "you've reached Jamie and Eric ______________ and EduCanine Training and Behavior Consulting. Please leave a message after the tone." Usually my husband does the message because I like his voice better than my own, but this time its me after we got our new phone and he couldn't figure out how to record the message

 

[BairleaFarm]

I dont have one nor do I have voice mail on my cell. If I dont answer its because I dont want to talk to you. If im not home and its important whoever will call back.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Thank you for calling 911, our offices are closed because
everyone is at the doughnut shop. We discussed the situation
before we left and we believe you are old enough to be
responsible while we are away. Please be careful with matches
and do not play with knifes and things should be ok until we back.
Hang up the phone now.

 

[Coopa Cabana]

On my machine, you are greeted by the crowing of a rooster, then "If you have something to crow out, please leave a message."

 

[vfem]

Here's my husband's:

"Thank you for calling, if you want to reach Brian you'll need to press 0 twice, then 1, then 2-2-4. But if its between the hours of 1 and 1 you'll need to leave a message by dialing 9 twice, then 3200, then the square root of 724 then put in your ATM code when you hear a buzzer type in your mom's birthday followed by screaming like a girl. I may or may not return your call but its worth a try!"

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Christmas is comeing so I may change mine to this.


Gillian / Scully: "Hi, this is Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, on The Kevin and Bean Christmas Album."
David / Mulder: "And David Duchovny, Agent Fox Mulder from The X-Files. This holiday season, trust no one, not even Santa Claus."
Gillian / Scully: "Mulder, Santa Claus isn't real. He's a folk legend, any eight year old child can tell you that."
David / Mulder: "What about the proof, Scully?"
Gillian / Scully: "What proof?"
David / Mulder: "The CRAP, Scully. It was reindeer crap, you analyzed it yourself."
Gillian / Scully: "So it's reindeer crap. Reindeer do that too, you know."
David / Mulder: "On the ROOF, Scully. How do you explain that?"
Gillian / Scully: "There coud be a THOUSAND explanations, maybe some kids put it up there as a prank. Maybe the reindeer ate Mexican."
David / Mulder: "All right, well then how do you explain what we found on that half-eaten plate of cookies?"
Gillian / Scully: "All we found were a few white beard hairs. Kenny Rogers could have been up here! We don't know, they could have come from anyone!"
David / Mulder: "No. Not just anyone. There's someone out there. Yes, Dana, there IS a Santa Claus."
Gillian / Scully: "Oh, Fox. Forget about that stuff! It's Christmas! Hey, I'm gonna buy your gift tonight, what do you want?"
David / Mulder: "The truth, Scully. All I want is the truth...and a pony."